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Rob McElhenney has specific criteria for what makes a good episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and it all comes down to character motivation.

As far as Howerton's concerned, Dennis wouldn't quite work as a character if he was truly the unfeeling monster he often comes across as.

now! >> charlie: im cracking eggs of wisdom. >> dennis: is that what youre doing? let me crack one more for you. let me crack an egg and throw it in the omelet. >> charlie: you got an egg? >> dennis: the waitress doesnt even like you. >> charlie: yeah? >> dennis: we had to pay her $250 to have sex with you. >> charlie: aha! because... sex?! we didnt have sex. ( sighs ) >> dennis: hey, guess what, dee? youre gonna love this. no, no, no, give me a second here. charlie was lying the whole...