You. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with a crazy video from an airport in atlanta because we all hate going through the security line at t. S. A. But one toddler found an interesting way around it. A toddlers wild ride at atlantas hartsfieldjackson international airport. This twoyearold climbs on to the baggage belt and disappears in an instand. He caught up with the other bags where he enters and passes through an xray machine. His horrible travels send him into a massive bag room where workers quickly find him riding on a belt and rushed to his rescue. The boy passed by a section of the ticket counter that was not staffed or open at the time. I was just freaking out and im, like, oh, my goodness, i hope hes okay, i hope hes just enjoying the ride. Trevor yo, that momma is really chilled, i hope hes having a good ride . Because if i was a parent, that experience would have terrified me because the airline could have charged me for extra checkin luggage, like th
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[cheers and applause] michael welcome to the daily show, im michael kosta. Desi and im desi lydic weve got a lot of news to get into. Russia meddles in its own election. Spring break might be broken. And when life gives elon musk lemons, he fires them. But first lets get into our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] donald trump has had a good week. He sealed the gop nomination. One of his 54 trials was postponed. He just figured out you can google boobs. The man should be on top of the world but some of his Close Friends in the right wing media are concerned. I know you have supporters, friends and families. They say its lonely at the top, and im actually curious. Is it ever lonely for you . [laughter] desi what a ridiculous question for a journalist to ask. Of course hes not lonely. He saw his wife just six months ago [bleep] Walter Cronkite over here. Trump answered this question the way he answered every question by saying whatever was on his mind at that mome
[cheers and applause] michael welcome to the daily show, im michael kosta. Desi and im desi lydic weve got a lot of news to get into. Russia meddles in its own election. Spring break might be broken. And when life gives elon musk lemons, he fires them. But first lets get into our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] donald trump has had a good week. He sealed the gop nomination. One of his 54 trials was postponed. He just figured out you can google boobs. The man should be on top of the world but some of his Close Friends in the right wing media are concerned. I know you have supporters, friends and families. They say its lonely at the top, and im actually curious. Is it ever lonely for you . [laughter] desi what a ridiculous question for a journalist to ask. Of course hes not lonely. He saw his wife just six months ago [bleep] Walter Cronkite over here. Trump answered this question the way he answered every question by saying whatever was on his mind at that mome
[cheers and applause] jon hey come on [cheers and applause] show time welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. We have a fabulous show for you tonight. You know what im not going to do tonight . Im not going to overthink it, honestly, im just going to come out here like pacino at the oscars, mumble a few words, eventually youll figure out what i was getting at. Its fine the big event we need to talk about is the oscars of politics the state of the union address. Last thursday night. Joseph raisinette biden the 12th [cheers and applause] he had the unenviable task of having to lay out his vision for the nation, whilst also demonstrating that he is not too old, not too tired to be the president of the united states, and that he wouldnt rather just die thousands of balloons to the white house and head to paradise falls. [laughter and applause] and so, President Biden entered the House Chamber navigating through our divided congress, and barely, barely, barely getting past the bri