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Know, once you get to the office, let em loose. Have some fun. But on the way to work, i can understand why you may want to keep it tight, keep it clean, let other people sit there without watching you smuggle plumes into the subway system. But, folks cheers and applause and you know its actually good exercise. But lets begin with new Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell beneath his hardened exterior and love of all things lettuce laughter and seasonallydriven, sandbased spawbing spawning runs...

Winter meeting of Republican Party members. There is a question whether im to embark. Let me state unequivocally i have no intention to run for u. S. Senator of massachusets. Jon boom you you thought he was talking about the president ial election that he lost. He was actually talking about a much smaller senate race that he also lost. See its funny because he always loses. [laughing] jon you know what i kid. I kid. Hes a very accomplished successful man. Whose supporters will stand behind him n...

Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart im excited we have good show im excited about my guest, sell ha director ava duvernay you have to see it. Very excited to have her. First, you know i think wed all agree 2014 was not a great year for people. And you hope now that 2015s we get a respite for us. Our hearts are with the families i know very few people going to comedy as an act of courage namely because it shouldnt have to be that. It shouldnt be an act of courage it should be tak...

You do if youre dealing crack. Jon oh, yeah mr. Worldwide of course, not everybodys happy with the judicial ruling. A small group of protesters picketed with signs outside of the clerk of courts office. And at times they directly confronted the gay couples waiting in line. Two men and two women cant get married. Dont you understand that . Its perversion. Its not marriage. Its perverrrrsion jon its a perverrrsion no, a perversion is two giant rats living in sin for 80 years. Sorry if gay marriage...

Magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on newsstands this morning,. More than three million copies of charlyear hebdo sold out within hours. Jon wow. That is amazing. But i want to say, i really hope this suspect the secret to it saving the Publishing Industry because you know its going to work a few times, but that is not a sustainable model for a magazine. Of course i failed it wasnt the only way france showed its sol date...

Audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report welcome to the report thanks so much, everybody cheers and applause welcome to the report great to have me with you laughter folks,. Tonights broadcast emanates from our nations capital. Theres electricity in the air. Can you feel it . cheers and applause i think its electricity. They just legalized pot here. cheers and applause last night, i got a contact high just walking down to street, and ended up in my ...

The highly infectious virus has spread to 14 states. The contagen factor in measles is off the chain. laughter jon this just in. Measles is offthechain contagious it likes big lungs it cannot lie cheers and applause i guess what shes trying to say is measles started from the bottom. Now its here. applause obviously, im not a doctor. Pardon my ignorance. But what does the medical establish mean by off the chain contagious . If i had measles, walked in, walked out and you walked in the room two ho...

Ive got the eye of the tiger thats right, mone davis is ready to roar again. The 13yearold baseball sensation has the whole country cheering her on. Shes a cover girl this morning. Her teams jersey totally sold out. Get ready for monementum. And good morning, america. How about that mone davis . Loving that on the cover of Sports Illustrated this morning. She is the star of the summer. Were going to get to her in just a moment. But we do have a lot of news ahead, starting with that chilling stor...

The couple hiking, forced to flee as the snow cops crashing down. How they managed to scramble to safety. And its gmas new years rocking morning. And counting down to 2015 with the dynamic duo, Ryan Seacrest and Jenny Mccarthy with everything you need to know to ring in the new year. In style, plus, taylor swift. Good morning, america. Great crowd out in times square this morning. We like to call this the calm before the crazy. Pretty crazy right now. Yes, it does. And 1 Million People expected ...

Release a devastating avalanche of taste on your tongue. Bury yourself in the flavor full of sweet icing and filling. Call off the hounds rescue is unnecessary. Pillsbury toaster strudel, the snow day of breakfasts. humming oh yeah. humming theyre magically delicious. Ha very funny, kyle. Tears and frustration tonight as friends and family mourn the 4 men shot and killed in San Francisco haze valley. Many demanding justice while others simply want the veils to stop. Good evening im dan ashley. I...