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Now live in a state where gay marriage is legal. cheers and applause . Well, i say, i say, bravo. Is now americas number one network. cheers and applause and while our nation is going to hell in a handbasket, the Republican Leadership is going someplace even worse california. House Speaker John Boehner will visit california this week to raise money for an openly gay republican candidate. Speaker boehner is trying to broaden the tent. Here you have the topranked republican in the house, the speak...

I need i need i need the strength you give me, because, folks, this is a dark day. A dark, day, day for cultural conservatives like myself. That day hump day. Because god decreed in the bible hump day is between one man and one woman. Now its anything goes. On monday the Supreme Court refused to hear five gay marriage cases and as a result, more than half of all americans now live in a state where gay marriage is legal. cheers and applause . Well, i say, i say, bravo. Is now americas number one ...

Elections. Huge night for the republicans across the country. They won everything its senate majority, the bigger house majority, tight governors races and a giraffe from one of those claw machines. laughter i mean, they were on fire. I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee sent out, like all hope is lost. laughter applause and sure, as a conservative it is tempting to gloat, but im...

Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Folks, thank you. cheers and applause thank you for being ladies and gentlemen, i hope that ive made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. Because everything, everything in new york is bigger. Weve got the tallest buildings, the richest bankers, the racistest cabbies. In no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. laughter its featherhead, by the way. ...

Author of the health care expose americans bitter pill. But first i would be amiss if i didnt all right, here we go. Hey, welcome to the daily show 2015 in the house. 2015 is just hours old but all eyes are looking ahead to 2016. 2015 means its 2016 decision time. 2015 is really the start of 2016. laughter [bleep] cheers and applause jon i buy my novelty glasses by the decade. So but you heard rate. The race for the white house is officially begun. Our Nations Highest Office up for grabs in a fr...

Effective disorder nap. So to be honest im a little over it with the promising and the clapping and the wait is that one of the hold on a second. Is that is that one of the actual Founding Fathers . Sam [bleep] adams, is that you . What . Huh . cheers and applause so going into last night, i got to tell you less than excited. Until i heard what was going to happen. This is the biggest night of the year in american politics. Tonights the big night in washington. President obama will take on tax r...

I am the leader. Republican party. I am the frontrunner. Im in it, baby. Im in it to win it. Not only that, evidently im a war hero. Ive got to tell you, it feels pretty good. I thought it would be harder than this. But evidently you dont have to pay dues. I will tell you personally what i think is the best part of me and john mccain both being john mccain is have you seen our wife . Come on. Jimmy . Be with you in just one minute. Now, of course ultimately all of this is owed to the fact that b...

I dont speak french. 1. 6 million parisians in the streets. Are we sure they werent on strike. Was that a strike . laughter i mean i dont blame them a 12 hour work month that will push anyone. laughter no really its inspiring to see millions of parisians taking time out of their mandatory month long vacation to participate in look, were all united behind france but if we suddenly start shying away from mock the french with tired ster why types the terrorists win. And i laughter swrz and im to th...

Warming. On that point are you wrong, she said. The defense will call professors from mit, harvard, columbia, duke, virginia, colorado, uc berkeley and other prestigious schools. These professors will argue that Global Warming is at best unproveen and at worst pure fantasy. A literary giant. Literally. Hes 7 feet tall. Now yesterday the book won him a prestigious Journalism Award from, i want to make sure i have this right, yes, the American Association of Petroleum Geologists. laughter now it i...

Speechmaking fundraising. And a all important deep thinking policy research that this country needs will soon prove the future of itsd fundraising. Its likely about the fund raising they need a lot of money. Since the presidency in 2016 been app open seat assuming the tyrant obama doesnt declare himself sun king laughter damn, you, feckless tyrant, muslimchristian, dictator pussy laughter weve got two nominee slots to fill. Over on the d. J. Side former secretary of state Hillary Clinton is in c...