Dicky Biffle News Today

Usually we Lard Lakers feel a little sadness at the passing of another year, not so this one! The biggest news of the year was the defeat of perennial Lard Lake Mayor, Big Ernie, by newcomer Kathleen “Kat” Schmitt. Kat Schmitt, owner of “Kat’s Litterbox,” an upscale second hand store is a retired “community organizer” from the swanky St. Paul suburb of “Dellwood Hills.” Running under the flag of the “Bindle Stiff” Party and led by her campa...