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First time when barack obama skipped out on the national day of prayer. it went unrespected except at fox news. there was a huge blow to christians. this year the media has a terrible record covering this stuff. anything they say or dont say cant be trusted. >> whats the deal with people saying they are more spiritual than religious. everybody under the age of 30, 35, it is kind of saying like i like god, but i dont like having to go to church. >> exactly. im okay with god, i just dont like the ...

A new book came out this week. big deal you say? well, yeah it is a big deal you jerk. it is a big deal because it was written by one of our guests. it is about the g-men, ie god. the liberal medias attack on krisstianity. the author is right there. it is just like the cover. >> thats how i look. >> lets get to the most important question, how many times am i americaned in your book? >> actually if you opened it you would see you are. wasnt that nice of me? >> and someone im thated bill shoals. ...

God and nothing about snookie. he knows blessing babies like i know getting scabies. we wont get into that here. father, we have a bunch of questions from readers and others. i want to get to the ever growing contingent of robot viewers who have key questions. i want to go to the first one. his name is malcolm and he is from robotville, arc, a. he has a question. >> hey, father, loved your sermon last week. really compelling stuff. anyway, i was wondering, how is it one candice certain -- can di...

Inferior people. >> they are not people. >> in my mind they are people. >> lets talk about the super bowl. obviously the saints, first time in the super bowl. god has to be for the saints. >> you know what, it sounds like a silly question, but it is not. the question i dont understand is, god is not rooting for anyone. but when somebody makes a touchdown and they say, thank you, god. that does make sense. god is the one who allows us to be in our being. if it werent for god, we wouldnt be anythi...

Priest came to visit. i asked him if he thought we should interpret pet script tour or fact. i asked if the stories were true and if the people were real. whats your take? >> let me say quickly, this whole robot thing reminds me of today there was somebody who got caught going through the express lane with a dummy. and the answer was like, officer, i dont have any friends and i dont have any family members to go with me. is this like your own viewer that can ask these things? it is a good questi...

It is not god. thats a good question. if it is something against your neighbor organs yourself then it cant be god. if on the other hand it is calling you to greater generousity and greater love and greater sacrifice you can bet it is not the devil and it is not yourself hallucinating. if you get con us -- confused, ask people around you. >> the voices in my head tell me to watch tv. is god telling me to watch tv? thats a good god. >> give bill a raise, greg. thanks, jesus. >> if the camera didn...

Anyway, why does life on the universe require, but god doesnt. complexity requires a designer, but extreme come police tee, ie god, doesnt. which doesnt make any sense. >> well, that was a pretty complex question. let me tell you, god is not extreme complexity. he has extreme simplicity. he is. he is the origin, he is what makes sense of everything else. >> i would say, the buck stops here. at some point there has to be something that made everything. >> what -- when are they going to find the o...

To tallywacker his brains. >> isnt this more of a great way to get out of school? god, i would do this all of the time. i would bring all sorts of weird things to school. >> i think the principal came down on him. this was a kid that wanted done early every day to school. come on, kid. buck up a little bit. i think it is good he got punished. nina kessler in second grade threw a my little pony at me and she never got in trouble. it still angers me. >> i was stabbed with a pro tractor. >> sorry, ...

Next "red eye" what a show. another milestone. it is "red eye"s third birthday. [cheering] >> we are clapping because harry just came in. we have return appearances from ago tret barrett swatek. he was in the bathroom when i was doing this. we have paul mecurio and mary that -- mary katherine ham. >> when you gotta go you gotta go. >> im sorry, but i had to yell at him. it is time for the post game wrap up. >> did harry make it back okay? >> thank god we had an empty camera going and we were sho...

Weed they pounce on him like he does something wrong. it is ridiculous. >> you have to sympathize. the gun was no bigger than a tooth pick. >> by the way, i do -- wait a second. >> i have been getting it worse than usual. >> i think i will take a break on that one. >> grow some side burns. this next scene is so the opposite from before. i want to shove a knife in bills face. is god pulling for the saints this sunday? why yes, i am. >> oh my, it is god. >> no, it is just you pretending to be go...