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Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking ...

Park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bit. There we go. Rick snyder. Anyway, this bleep guy. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder went before congress ten months ago to say he was not particula...

Rock statue in detroit. Thats some bull bleep right there. laughter none of that is done. He hasnt done any of it so moments ago the Michigan House approved a righttowork bill the state Senate Passed last week. Jon doesnt matter. Your governor doesnt want to work on that divisive issue. Republican Governor Rick Snyder promises to sign the bill as soon as it hits his desk which could be within hours. Jon actually, between the time that we cut that soundbite and now he already signed it so bleep ....

Cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a pi...

Statistically 458 of captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats ...

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Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bit. There we go. Rick snyder. Anyway, this bleep guy. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder went before congress ten months ago to say he was not particularly interested at this time in making the bedrock union state of michigan a right to work state. Right to work is an issue that is a very divisive issue. People feel very strongly about it. We have many problems in michigan that are much more press...

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