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July 7, 2024
cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so theyre putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. lets talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the c...
February 7, 2023
Can go. [laughter]. >> david: but inflation is crazy. i was at nordstroms just to buy a sweater. turns out its cheaper to spend the winter in barbados. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: want to end on that note you think? high note? >> david: yeah, it was. >> greg: i mean you could go to another joke but it might not be as good. >> david: what do you guys think? cheer or dont cheer. okay. >> greg: no? >> david: i dont know. >> greg: okay. up next with music that doesnt rock, theres no vi...
July 25, 2011
and travelers squashed by major airlines. >> but first, to the desperate race against the clock to secure what president obama is calling americas national credit card. the country could face unprecedented default if congress is unable to agree on a deal to raise the nations debt ceiling. failure to do so could downgrade americas debt rating and could be extremely damaging for global economy purposes. lets get all the angles. weve just learned the president will be addressing the natio...