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Maniacal obsession with criminalizing national security investigations? >> well, the trouble with what trump did was it took an environment where you might have legitimate violations of the law and it put it into this hyperpoliticized environment where it was clear that trump was going after people he perceived to be his opponents and i was on the receiving end of his accusations of treason and his idea that i should be put to death and it doesnt get old, the sort of outrage upon hearing that. b...

>> if i could talk to my younger self i guess i would say, tommy, get some of that hot levin. greg: really? >> yeah. >> i am just so disturbed by the answer. to be clear just because it is you saying it. >> saying it to himself. [laughter] >> and you call yourself tommy? [applause] >> anyone see that he went back in time -- [applause] >> can i change my answer? >> yeah. >> go back and get some more of that hot levin. [applause] >> if i can go back in time back to when i was in eighth grade and d...

Because i often do that when im home alone. >> is the least appealing thing i think ive ever heard. [laughter] greg: ive got more! [laughter] >> do you want to talk about the democrats or do you want to stay weird in the bathroom? [laughter] greg: lets talk about the democrats. >> on the same surprise, and the bathroom is a little more fun. [laughter] i havent -- there been some moments. i just -- a keep looking at former vice president mr. joe biden. and go, why are you doing this to yourself? ...

Final approval before the new sports can be added. personally im still hoping this becomes an olympic event. [laughter] the russian judges gave her a 5.2. you seem like a break dancer. >> i am and im pretty drunk good at it. i would demonstrate right now but i cant. i will take will come as no wonder they have bankrupted more cities than -- we are going through sports from other decades and no really pays attention to them now. one a and rollerblading or parkour? greg: parkour! [laughter] >> you...

People onow the couch. >> [laughter] >> greg: i mean, its nuts. >> and im part-time. >> [laughter] yeah, you dont see me on the commercials thats on a wednesday and tyrus dont work on wednesdays. >> greg: enough blowing our own horn, on our facebook page, they want to know, what was everyones first real job? okay, mackey, i have a feeling it was an interesting job. >> i worked at a fine dining restaurant, where people were confused by why i was there. >> greg: [laughter] >> yeah. theres just som...

Nelson as the zombie. by the way again, these are people that work on our staff, they have office jobs, can you imagine like hannity staff doing this? or tucker s staff? no. they can barely catch the football he throws. >> thats true. advertisers always use sex appeal to get people to buy their products.♪ ♪ we thought what would look ♪ like if trump tried that ♪ with his border wall? ♪ we got this. ♪ [music] ♪ >> hey, there. ♪ are you looking for the ♪ hottest border security t...

Theyre trying to inject it with stuff to keep the old horse going but at some point youve got to take boxer to the blue factory. breakdancing is an artform, so im good with it. bad mit on not so much but the olympics is trying to keep people going, so the summer olympics like track and field but countries as they progress and get better they have their own sports now and the best athletes dont necessarily train for the olympics so its an old pastime but its fading away so eventually at some poin...

Warning. >> the media was quick to call the students racist. >> when outrage stretches will stu have the facility to keep your family sane? >> oh, my god. we have to get it before its too late. >> why, whats going on? >> theres no time. get the kids. >> come on, kids lets go. >> go! >> we got to get in here. quick, quick! >> open the door. dad, dad, mom, its your son. >> you have to open the door, quick! >> its too late. if we open that door now we get sucked into the outrage vortex. >> you will...

[laughter] t >> so you want to talk about the democrats or stay weird in the bathroom? >> yo greg: lets talk about te democrats. >> im surprised, the bathroom is a little more fun. i havent, theres been some moments. i just, i keep looking at former vice president mr. joe biden and go why are you doing this to yourself? nobody likes you. like i feel, and at the same time, its also a big moment for me because i never in my lifetime thought people would gang up and tell white people theyre not all...

So i think that that should be in the olympics. it looks harder than some of the other stuff already in the olympics. >> greg: i agree like the thing with the ribbons? >> well like curling. i actually dont know what curl ingwh is tyrus. >> its cool. >> i actually feel like the fact that ive made it 30 years on this earth without ever need ing to know tells me all i already need to know about curl ing. >> it used to be a national pasttime. >> that needs to be, i can inhale -- >> greg: just by the...