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Greg: all right, yeah, i know. k.g., what happens when harvard and isis are thinking the same way, when they actually think the enemy is the president and not some kind of, i dont know, other enemy? the enemy should be isis. >> well, thats a big problem, clearly, so you should go to a community college where you can get a much better education and dont come out brainwashed like that. let them do what theyre going to do, but i dont think president trumps sweating them. greg: no, i know, i dont th...

You show up, and they fired your buddy and hired a no nonsense pro, so you stop going to the bar. thats what happened -- >> that happens to me all the time. greg: im running out of places to drink. its just me and dobbs. >> peanut of the night. greg: knee -- peanut of the night. up next, isis calls the president an idiot. thatll show him. [applause] oh, how was the open house? so good! did you apply? oh, ill do it later today. your credit score must be amazing. my credit score? credit karma. its...

>> yeah. >> doesnt isis know that the word "idiot" is a microaggression? greg: its true. >> it is, because in the 1800s they used it the describe people with mental delays. greg: thats i true. >> i was on the fence about isis, this is too far! greg: right. [laughter] >> round em up, diversity training, there you go. greg: that might actually be the worst punishment for isis. >> get in the vibe -- >> you were asking about the thing with the missiles. like, president trump launched 60 missiles in,...

Greg: all right, yeah, i know. k.g., what happens when harvard and isis are thinking the same way, when they actually think the enemy is the president and not some kind of, i dont know, other enemy? the enemy should be isis. >> well, thats a big problem, clearly, so you should go to a community college where you can get a much better education and dont come out brainwashed like that. let them do what theyre going to do, but i dont think president trumps sweating them. greg: no, i know, i dont th...

Go in there, and all of a sudden you show up, and they fired your buddy and hired a no nonsense pro, so you stop going to the bar. thats what happened -- >> that happens to me all the time. greg: im running out of places to drink. its just me and dobbs. >> peanut of the night. greg: knee -- peanut of the night. up next, isis calls the president an idiot. thatll show him. [applause] only invisalign® clear aligners are made with smarttrack® material to precisely move your teeth to your best smil...

You show up, and they fired your buddy and hired a no nonsense pro, so you stop going to the bar. thats what happened -- >> that happens to me all the time. greg: im running out of places to drink. its just me and dobbs. >> peanut of the night. greg: knee -- peanut of the night. up next, isis calls the president an idiot. thatll show him. [applause] for my constipation, my doctor recommended i switch laxatives. stimulant laxatives make your body go by forcefully stimulating the nerves in your co...

Theyre going to say that regardless. granted, isis was sort of formed as a resistance to assad, but theres a lot of different factions, shia, sunni, all kinds of civil war type stuff going on. you know whats scary? this isis spokesman is sort of right because president trump is the only one who understands what levant is. they just keep losing all their power. they lost like 70,000 fighters and theyre going to get it handed to them, and theyll dress up like women. when i see them face to face, t...

[laughter] this is my concern -- >> yeah. >> doesnt isis know that the word "idiot" is a microaggression? greg: its true. >> it is, because in the 1800s they used it the describe people with mental delays. greg: thats i true. >> i was on the fence about isis, this is too far! greg: right. [laughter] >> round em up, diversity training, there you go. greg: that might actually be the worst punishment for isis. >> get in the vibe -- >> you were asking about the thing with the missiles. like, preside...

Greg: all right, yeah, i know. k.g., what happens when harvard and isis are thinking the same way, when they actually think the enemy is the president and not some kind of, i dont know, other enemy? the enemy should be isis. >> well, thats a big problem, clearly, so you should go to a community college where you can get a much better education and dont come out brainwashed like that. let them do what theyre going to do, but i dont think president trumps sweating them. greg: no, i know, i dont th...