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>> thats fair question. mom! my game is over. >> thats what they are trying (whistle blows) parents arent perfect. to design. but then they make us kraft mac & cheese shapes can they make a deal to make it and everything is good again. look like he didnt cave to ann coulter and rush limbaugh. so shark invented duo clean. >> thank you. we have the senate floor while deep cleaning carpets, the added soft brush roll live. the talks are under way. picks up large particles, gives floors a polished ...

Sons boy scout fees. if you are a trump lover you still say that doesnt work, you are a billionaire and you cant spare for $7 and you have to use your charity? this one we have not heard the end of, and this will be an ongoing embarrassment for trump as we move forward. >> theres a change at the top coming at the new york ags office, the public servant to the elected official, and she appears to be wanting to go more aggressively at the entire trump empire. >> very quickly, two last points. the ...

To move forward with this. the president was concerned with -- kim kardashian talked about alice jauns skpn somebody who the president pardoned and ultimately the president was able to move forward with this. >> its fascinating and they came together and made changes. democrats gave a little, republicans gave a little. look what happens when you do that. >> compromise. joining us now cnn political analyst john avalon. good morning to you guys. >> good morning. >> a christmas gift for america t...

Of conservative criticism. hes on very safe ground talking about border security. it tests off the chart. the wall, not so much but he could say, we have drones, we have fencing, i have my wall, my version of the wall and if it doesnt work, well come back but he refuses to change his vocabulary. mexico is paying directly through the new u.s. mca. far more money coming to the u.s., the united states military will build the wall. now they wont. they cant. they wont and they cant and to say it will...

Top then your troubles will go away. he doesnt know theres a department of justice that abides by a rule of law and the u.s. code that out lasts anyone. so the firings and the witch-hunt, name calling, just doesnt work. we have a stronger country than that. >> they do. they just -- they are completely ignorant, mika, of the federal government, of madisonian democracy and also they totally misjudged the man who is actually investigating russia and putin and trying to see what happened to american...

Two years to build a strong relationship with the president. and he has. they are close allies. they are partners. mulvaney is someone that the president has turned to when hes had to fill other vacancies, short term, in the administration. its almost akin to someone like a lindsey graham who was also quite critical of the president during the 2016 campaign and now has become one of his closest allies on capitol hill. mulvaney has been able to overcome some of those feelings from the campaign an...

I cant. >> i every lick a [ bleep ] -- its like licking a battery. >> i would be gaffegin in a second. >> they a list of words you couldnt say and one of which is toukas. im like, what? >> they are trying to help saying dont be too dirty. youre going say some questionable joke about sexuality and steve from finance is going to laugh so hard it will be awkward to work with steve the rest of the year. when i read that i was like, how much pressure is that? and you are like, why cant you

God damn you, gaffigan. >> were never ready for the seasons of change, in october were caught off guard, oh, its getting cold, what is this, every year now? >> he really works hard to get all the funny out of the joke. like he really is like wringing the funny out. >> how many jokes about seasons does this guy have? >> i came home the other day i was helping my wife fold clothes, a little pair of skimpy underwear, i looked at my wife and i said, when are you going to wear these for me, she said ...

Minutes is. its a big deal for the population that loves standup comics, thats where you saw us. >> welcome whitney cummings. >> you have to figure out five minutes, youd be changing things, or finding synonyms to work on your set. im having a ptsd flash back of getting through my leno pieces. >> next woman to get married, catch the bouquet, see if one guy talks to you for the rest of the night. >> comics have always been a hallmark of our show, and one of the big challenges is trying to figure ...

To the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. >> seinfeld, gaffigan, regan, they inspire others to try it as a challenge. funny without talking about anything that would offend their mother. >> freedom, freedom is great, but i dont pop up alone in bed in the middle of the night going i can do whatever i want. im not rolling around in bed, look at the freedom. i have so much freedom. freedom. >> comics dont get credit for high degr...