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Cussing saves the soul. that he should start cussing in churches, it would save a lot of souls. >> put your hands together for sinbad. >> i was dirty when i started. a lot of people dont know. i was dirty when i started. i sounded like everybody else. i said i wonder if i could clean it up, and then pick up, and i did. >> people act like they aint never been in mcdonalds, got the same menu, you guys are going, oh, give me, uh, let me see if you have, uh, you know what they got. >> i dont care ho...

Because you say crack head. and im like, i did this joke in front of the pope a week ago. >> some people dont like religion jokes, especially the ones going to hell. by the way, to most comedians, saying you cant do something, might as well be saying you should do this. there are plenty of comedians where theyre like just dont curse, and theyll go up there and curse immediately. >> leo was a filipino man. hes say give me a parking ticket. i have to write for you the farking ticket. he said, hes ...

Single speech, that kind of thing. what i know for sure is that the last election for governor in my state turned out about 6 million people. while i didnt win that transaction, and i got to look at it that way, man, because the truth is, what we were running for was yes, to win this election and nobody wanted it more than me, but what we were also trying to do was to engage and awaken part of our community and a body politic that had felt ignored and unseen and unheard in that process and we go...

Me because i dont have to beg for a joke to get passed by a network or cross my fingers and toes and worry about people getting pissed off. theres no rule book on a show like the colbert show. every day im figuring out what we can and cant do and the boundaries and how far can we go? >> why did gay guys get to choose who the hot women are. i thought straight guys got to decide the best broadway show. youre like, all right, and the tony goes to -- rocky again. its a completely separate type of co...

Signed two secretarial orders, including one that overturned the fish and wildlife guidance on national wildfire refugees. it began immediately. there was a plan in place. and yes, we can laugh about some facets of him as a personality, but he did accomplish a lot for what he and his backers wanted. >> i think we saw this with scott pruitt, as well. i think there are two things that come together when a republican administration comes in. they do believe that government is bad at things. and so ...

Charges of potentially using his office for enrichment, potentially the charge of involvement with russian interference in the election, obviously this campaign finance issue which may not be as important to the others, but at a time like this what the american people want to know is will the rule of law be upheld? will our institutions of our democracy operate independently? the senate doesnt work for the president. it doesnt matter if its a republican president, a republican senate. the senate...

After the midterms and there has been a lot of staff change and personnel turnover -- >> but he also has a justice department investigation and several lines of inquiry from the inspector general? >> yeah, the president he will look into that and now is acting. the big takeaway from the trump administration secretaries is, we have seen what doesnt work, you have to hold yourself to a higher standard and you have to represent the president better, you need not to be in the news, and that needs to...

Be working during this, you know, potential shutdown, many of which are not getting paid. if you were to actually look at, you know, some of this -- how does an agency determine who works and who doesnt work, it really comes down to essential personnel, mission critical employees. the department of homeland security refers to them as exempt employees, and these are employees that are critical to, you know, protecting human life and protecting property. so this can be, you know, if you look at th...

Prices. >> and the last one, that he asked them to keep the taps on. >> its a smart move. neil: jonass cynical-- >> he got them to pump the oil. neil: he didnt make them think hes a super friend, look, dont think about doing anything to raise oil prices and-- >> he was, and it worked and again, look, its a tough situation. the public doesnt like how the middle east-- >> bottom line, it doesnt work. >> i think the waivers came in, too. neil: isnt the bigger issue just a slowdown? thats whats part...

Positioned for someone who is plugged in politically and knows where the bodies are buried on capitol hill. >> and knows how to work with president trump. as budget director he had an additional job at the consumer protection agency. thats all good, but it is a killer job in any administration. its double so in the trump administration because of the all of the things that come at you. its interesting he designated it as acting. was that something he said to trump. i will just fill in for a time...