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so ugly. its time to get excited, because we are doing this. >> the audience decides the story! >> greg: typically i only give the audience two topics but tonight im feeling generous and i propose a three way. why waste the viagra, am i right? i will present each choice and you applied. the one that gets the most hootin and hollerin winds. its like a wet t-shirt contest at your local cracker barrel. why did they stop that? could spiral into a recession because their gdp has shrunk in m...

>> greg: welcome back. is it a million dollar john, or another government con? new york city is spending $5.3 million to install five toilets. yes, five, throughout the city. despite the fact that the toilets themselves cost less than $1 million in total. $5.3 million, causing many in the city to say, wow, that some expensive [bleep]. [laughter] cant bleep that, because it is fact. they will put the toilets in each of the five boroughs, one per borough. and i dont mean burro like a donkey. altho...

Tell us. if i were them i would tell us to justify their very existence. i think they are doing a good job. we have not seen terror attacks. the governments hole is to protect us. if they can -- >> are they doing a good job for the dollar john? >> wont it make us more vulnerable if they announce every time there is a potential terrorist attack? dont you think other countries are going to get a cue from that? its opening that up and making us more susceptible for more terrorist attacks. >> i want...