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ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel returned to attacking his old nemesis, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, on Thursday’s show as he compared Cruz and former President Trump to STDs while also speculating on the former’s sex life. The reason for the venereal musings was Utah Sen. Mitt Romney’s new book, “First, Romney claimed Oprah wanted him to be her running mate in 2020 and in a new excerpt, Romney talks about trying to form a unity ticket with Ted Cruz in 2016. A Unity ticket? The only thing Americans ag...

The pop superstar is closing Glastonbury on Sunday. But how do his classic 1970s hot pants and feathers stand up to a long weekend of heat, dust, sweat and larging it?

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Dress in dull colors. dont swit near piers, dont swim at night. dont wear shiny jewelry. i got attacked by a barracuda. they also like that. keep the bling at home. dont bring to the beach and dont pee in the water. they are attracted to that. a soggy southeast. we had a big race. it was rained out. thats going to continue for today. in the northwest scorching in the triple digit. as far as the forecast for boston 65 degrees, mostly cloudy. it is going to be fantastic out there, looking good a...

I was going say take a break. we are taking a 24-hour break. stick around. 23 hours we will be here and we will be back. dont go anywhere. dont pee, whatever you do. i dare you. dont go to work. nce? no problem. you want to find a place to park all these things? fuggedaboud it. this is new york. hey little guy, wake up! aw, come off it mate! geico. saving people money on more than just car insurance.

England in the opening round of soccers world cup in south africa. the americans trailed early but rallied when englands goal keeper flubbed a shot by usas clint dempsey. england was heavily favored in the match, and the draw should help the u.s. advance past the first round. lets hope so. okay. the summer heat is on, but be careful how you cool off. a new study shows public swimming pools can be pretty contaminated. there is a proactive way you can protect yourself from dirty water, and it is...

Be unhealthy. not just unhealthy, but so unhealthy they had to be immediately closed. the pools found to be the most unhealthy were at child care facilities. you can get testing kits to determine if the pool your kid is going to swim in is clean. theyre free from the health agency. order them at healthypool.org. the problem is certainly the kiddie pools. they found a lot of fecal matter. urine is a problem. people joke dont pee in the pool. but kids all kinds of viruses and bacteria they pass on...