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Go on a late-night talk show. >> when is the dog coming? i keep hearing about the dog. >> listen, this is washington. that was a campaign promise. >> oh, wow. wow! man! >> politics is and always has been a performing art. and it is ego dominated, it is needy, it is narcicisstic. all the going on shows, this is nothing new. this is just a form of baby kissing. loosening your tie, rolling up your sleeves to show youre a regular guy. >> whats up, gangstas? its the m-i double tizzle. >> i host a tal...

Its the -- its the m.i. double tizzle. >> number 5. confused stare. >> the number one sign president obama is overconfident been cruising with chicks with john edwards. other hosts put him front and center. >> surprise you 70 shoot in connection a school? you dont know what it means. i heard somebody say to you how would so and so and so and so be handled under 999 and you said, i dont know! ive made jokes about you. not just one or two. not on ongoing here and there. >> reporter: there were tab...

>> isnt it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host? whats up, gangsters? its the m.i. double tizzle. i have no proof but via feeling canada is planning something. actually, im only here to meet tom cruise. >> thats why were all here. >> my new cologne is now available at macys. its mits-tified. i just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with matt damon. i can do a lot but even i cant fix the indianapolis colts. >> hey, hey, we won yesterday. [ applause ] but yeah. what abo...