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With all this powers, folks. They cant do anything right. At harry reids press Conference Announcing the end of the filibuster, they misspelled filibuster with two ls. laughter that says phillybusters, which i assume are cops who arrest female horses. laughter and i dont even believe the democrats are really against the filibuster. Because their poster clearly says theyre againsts this spem. But they niewkd it. They went ahead and niewkd it. Whats going to happen in washington now . Something . ...

Stephen tonight, a new way to stop the gays. Then advice for a happy thanksgiving. Dont beat a turkey. Then, i sit down with j. J. Abrams who is directing the new star war movies lets hope j. Jvmentd doesnt stand for jarjar. Wait a minute a second, Neil Patrick Harris is a mutant . This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen report to the report. Thank you so much. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you...

Stephen hey, republicans wouldnt have to block them if obama nominated conservatives, like, say, republican senator chuck hagel. I mean, that guy whats that . They filibustered him, too . Well, that just proves theyre bipartisan. Theyll filibuster anyone obama nominates. laughter and we cant trust the democrats with all this powers, folks. They cant do anything right. At harry reids press Conference Announcing the end of the filibuster, they misspelled filibuster with two ls. laughter that says ...

Institution, the power of the minority to filibuster anything they didnt like is one of our founding principles. Thats why its not in the constitution. laughter it was going to be, but it got filibusterd, which shows how necessary it is, or else that crap would be in the constitution. laughter and just listen, just listen to the flimsy excuse offered by Senate Majority dictator harry reid. In the history of our country, some 230plus years, there have been 160 filibusters of executive and judicia...

Abrams who is directing the new star war movies lets hope j. Jvmentd doesnt stand for jarjar. Wait a minute a second, Neil Patrick Harris is a mutant . This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen report to the report. Thank you so much. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us. I got a cheers and applause folks. Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, folks. Thank you for your s...