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whos that? thats sam the new girl in accounting. whats with her arms? they just hang like salamis. she walks like an orangutan. better call the zoo. meow. what? hiss. catty. elaine: its like shes carrying invisible suitcases. like this? yes, exactly. that is so strange. right. so why am i the one who gets meowed? they were being just as catty as i was. its a double standard. oh, and what about ladies night? women admitted free before 10:00. that is so stupid. meow. hey, the white shado...