Doyle Wallace News Today

Robert “Bob” Wallace, 1938-2022

100 years ago

HDA represents over 60 member distributors nationwide in the hardware, farm/ag, lawn and garden and paint markets.

captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) . >> stephen: welcome to the "report," everybody, god to have you with us! (audience chanting "stephen) thank you so much! folks, ive got to tell you, ive got to tell you, folks, ive really got to tell you, you folks just chanted my name. you just chanted my name with such precision that if i did not know better i would think you were an army of robots. (cheers and applause) please, nation, you know...

people learn what its like to have the bone density of an 80-year-old. (laughter) , now this is no joke, folks, because the company, mars 1, is backed by a nobel prize winning physicist gerard t hooft. which sounds like a strange name until you learn that he is, in fact, hooft. sort of a pity nobel. (laughter) you see, taxpayers are tired of funding interplanetary missions to understand the origin of our solar system. but you toss together a bunch of emotionally stunted sexy singles wi...