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From our Bureau of Socialist Nouvelle Cuisine with some assistance from our Bureau of Drastic Solutions to Starvation and our Bureau of Small Steps Toward the Acceptance of Cannibalism as a Decolonizing Weapon Yes, Cubans have resorted to eating the potentially lethal snails that have invaded the island's ecosystem. What's next, cannibalism? Why not? Woke

Deputy Finance Minister Nguyen Duc Chi has emphasised the need to take drastic solutions to promote the sustainable development of the stock market as an important capital-raising channel for the national economy.