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nyc. hit it, frankie. >> ♪ ♪ >> only in new york.♪ ♪ start spreading the news.♪ ♪ we are all going to die. >> oh my god. >> is pretty good. all right. yesterday a grand jury indicted daniel paley in the accidental ndeath of jordan neely. penny is the marine who stepped in with neely was threatening passengers on the subwayrs so thanks to the o manhattan da alvin bragg this heroic marine may go to jail for doing what he thought was right. that sucks. what is that mean for al...

More shocking that report was awritten on a cocktail napkin. 2021 the average american consumes 2.1 gallons of ethanol compared to 2.53 in 1860. its crazy. at least back then we could say im drinking h because im abou to have my arm amputated. now its like drink because of transgender influencer is all my beer can.it works out. 535 drinks a year but whats making americans so inthirsty nobesides numbing the pain of knowing you will die alone? [laughter] >> why do you come on the show? >> obviousl...