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Is among those who are turning on trump. >> many white nationalists will eat up this red meat that donald trump is throwing out there. i am not one of them. i recognize the con game that is going on. >> they say trump is all talk and no action on maintaining white dominance in america. >> he -- he gives us nothing outside of racist tweets and by racist tweets i mean tweets that are meaningless and cheap and express the kind of sentiments you might hear from your drunk uncle while hes watching ha...

Unsuited to be president. he simultaneously is so arrogant and so ignorant. that combination is toxic. you have a lot of public officials who have to appeal to -- everybody has a drunk uncle whos like, well, i think its true. theres always that guy in the family thats like, i think this is true and facts dont penetrate. we have never had the president be that guy. the president is our drunk uncle whos like, well, i think its true because i saw a show. and he likes it to be true. thats dangerous ...

Our countrys biggest enemy, it was a reminder its not just a silly thing that our president does sometimes, like the drunk uncle character from snl. i think its easy to get trump fatigue, as we talked about on this show many times before. i think the different setting -- it creates this jucxtaposition which was high. >> what was your impression of the singapore coverage given the president still this morning on twitter is complaining he is not being given a fair shake? >> i thought it was benefi...

Team, they dont talk to me anymore. now it is let itself go. an elegant gentleman has become your fat drunk uncle who cant even develop his own pants. the founders of new california formally declared independence this week. i believe the tape of their presentation. >> san diego, los angeles, san francisco, this part of the line is hundreds of miles of worthless plots of land. this happens to be owned by luther incorporated. greg: wow. i didnt know superman was in deliverance. [laughter] californ...

Nuts, the minor league baseball team, they dont talk to me anymore. now it is let itself go. an elegant gentleman has become your fat drunk uncle who cant even develop his own pants. the founders of new california formally declared independence this week. i believe the tape of their presentation. >> san diego, los angeles, san francisco, this part of the line is hundreds of miles of worthless plots of land. this happens to be owned by luther incorporated. greg: wow. i didnt know superman was in ...

Nuts, the minor league baseball team, they dont talk to me anymore. now it is let itself go. an elegant gentleman has become your fat drunk uncle who cant even develop his own pants. the founders of new california formally declared independence this week. i believe the tape of their presentation. >> san diego, los angeles, san francisco, this part of the line is hundreds of miles of worthless plots of land. this happens to be owned by luther incorporated. greg: wow. i didnt know superman was in ...

This guy is on every bowling team. you know, hes the last guy at the bloofrnt stoar on the last that you have to pass on your way to the mens room. >> p.j. >> none of this should be mystified by this guy. >> i know what p.j. means by this. am i right, or am i wrong? >> i mean its your drunk uncle. its my uncle jack. >> and women love that guy. women absolutely love walking past that guy on the way out of the bar. >> are you serious? >> no. im being absolutely sarcastic. we need to turn back time...

>> this is the problem in trumps world and predates this white house, nobody will back down. nobody will acknowledge, okay, he overstated things, may have exaggerated something. he doesnt totally right but thats okay, heres what he meant to say. instead they just double down and trump -- >> kellyanne -- >> and has to search for the evidence. >> he knows things we dont know. the sort of mystery, jesus. hes not the god. he knows so many things. >> they have moved the goal post now and what trump i...

Donald trump and he said as much himself yesterday. >> i didnt come along and divide this country. this country was seriously divided before i got here. >> just consider reaction to the presidents first press conference. it was a political war shock test dependent on which team you were on. team limbaugh and team maddow. >> it was just fantastic. and the american people are going to eat this up. >> this is what it looks like when a president fails in every way. >> twitter saying trump was on fir...

>> exactly. "the "new york times"" even said that. he got face timed and if it tanks he can blame the writers which he is going to do. he did that on the trump roast. he can say of course i bombed. the writers wrote me [bleep] jokes. >> jesse like you said you worked with him on the comedy central roast. he has a tendency to edit material. do you think he refused to do a lot of the things they suggested? >> oh yeah, i guarantee you. he ruined every decent joke that came along. everything he wasn...