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Welcome to another big episode of cable news keg party we call fox news Saturday Night. A show where everybody is welcome to be republican be a democrat, just dont be a leap. Can i get an amen from the panel . Therapist. I was like a black church amen. [laughter] what a fine panel. A Superstar Jewish comedian which explains why hes never booked and columbia university. A comedian and podcast powerhouse and used to write for playboy or now its called play person. The Legendary Bridget is here. An...

Week. Here are some of the conversations you just might have missed. Donald trump will not commit to accepting the results of the 2024 election. In an interview with the milwaukee journey sentinel, the 2020 election was stolen from him. So, we talked about this yesterday and we were so, i think the word is, shook. That we have decided to go back in way deeper oh, this is a new one, according to alex. So this is the New York Times. When asked about this november, he said quote, if everything is h...

Welcome to another big episode of cable news keg party we call fox news Saturday Night. A show where everybody is welcome to be republican be a democrat, just dont be a leap. Can i get an amen from the panel . Therapist. I was like a black church amen. [laughter] what a fine panel. A Superstar Jewish comedian which explains why hes never booked and columbia university. A comedian and podcast powerhouse and used to write for playboy or now its called play person. The Legendary Bridget is here. An...

Look no further than Trump University. Trump university has stopped all Student Protests on campus by having no students and no campus. Unlike Trump University, most American Universities make the mistake of existing, but Trump University had the wisdom to be shut down for fraud 13 years ago. Sign up for Trump University. Warning, you cannot sign up for something that was shut down for racketeering. Guess what today is, my friend. I know what day it is. T. J. , guess what today is . You have to ...

Wednesday night. Alex wagner tonight starts right now. Yeah, we do. I dont know whats the problem. 200 representatives voted today keep mccarthy in power. The number of member in his own party that wanted him as Speaker Of The House vastly outnumbered those who didnt. Thanks to you at home for joining me this hour. Today in the Fulton County election interference case Rudy Giulianis lead lawyer asked the judge if he could be removed from that case. Now, that is the second lawyer to leave giulian...

Yes yes yeah. E. Youre all coming home with me. Happy wednesda ty, everyone. So in the beginning, america was a pretty great place. People banded together, Createdw Laws to keep everyone safe. F and You Know What . It worked. Turns out that if you build a country with bordersbuild , a military and a wellregulated thw enforcement prosperity wont be far behind. But You Know What comes after that, donatt you . Complacency, a false sense of security, the declinede followed by destruction. Because wh...

Well. Tonight, pena looking unbeatable, and just nine months to go until the paris olympics. Megan fitzgerald, nbc news, antwerp, belgium. It is absolutely awesome to see simone back in action, feeling good and kicking butt. And on that note, i wish you a very good night. From all of our colleagues across the networks of nbc news, thanks for staying up late with me. Ill see at the end of tomorrow. Today, in the Fulton County election interference case, Rudy Giulianis lead lawyer asked the judge ...

I dont know the solution. But thats the problem. 200 representatives voted to keep Kevin Mccarthy in power. Right, yeah. The number of republicans in his own party who actually vastly outnumbers those who did it. Yeah. Maybe some of them can talk to him about it at some point we will see. Thanks to you at home for joining me this hour. Today, in a Fulton County election interference case, Rudy Giulianis lead lawyer asked the judge if he could be removed from that case. Now, that is the second la...

Than this, follow your heart but take your brain with you. I would also advise all of my house colleagues to be sure and take their meds. Senator john kennedy, republican from louisiana, with some good advice, following Kevin Mccarthys historic and humiliating ouster. Meaning even some republicans realize their party is a mess. And utterly incapable of governing. Also tonight on day three of his fraud trial, donald trump high tails it back to florida. And new York Attorney Latitia James says she...

Nowhere and they pointed guns at me. Jesse democrat congressman carjacked in washington. Hes here. The office of speaker of the house is here by declared vacant. Jesse Speaker Mccarthy loses the gavel. What the heck is going on . Am i following the law or am i making law . Its hard to factor out my own emotions. Jesse thats Donald Trumps hippie judge. Plus. I dont know bowman but bowman should not be pulling that to get somewhere fast. Jesse fox news alert, Kevin Mccarthy, the speaker of the hou...