"There are some times when you think you’ve got parenting figured out, and other times you’re in the middle of Target when your toddler says, 'I think I pooped my pants, can you check?'"
" Wow now that I know it was you and not santa who was responsible for all those gifts over the years I’d like to take a moment to thank you and apologise for the misplaced gratitude. - no kid ever"
" Wow now that I know it was you and not santa who was responsible for all those gifts over the years I’d like to take a moment to thank you and apologize for the misplaced gratitude. - no kid ever"