Exploding Unicorn News Today

"Every craft store needs an aisle labeled So Your Child Has a School Project Due Tomorrow."

"My 6yo searching frantically for his backpack while wearing his back pack is a whole Is it summer break yet? mood."

"My wife’s upset at me I’m going to cheer her up and ask 9YO to play hot cross buns on the recorder"

"Shows just kept coming on randomly one after another, it was wild! - my child raised on Netflix, after visiting her grandma with cable."

"Please explain to me preteen boys and their fear of outerwear."

"My wife said we need to 'evaluate the garage' so there goes my weekend."

"April Fool’s Day but it’s just me telling myself that the kids will have less screen time today."

"It’s officially my grandma asking me 'where is your coat!' season."

"If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, then you're probably my kid's soccer coach refusing to cancel practice."

"Trying to binge watch a show when you’re a parent takes about 20 years, apparently."