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"The nurse sent an email saying half my kid’s preschool is out sick, so I blocked her because I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life"

"We just got a report that our kid has spent 34,721 minutes listening to one song, in case you were thinking of having kids.

"The nurse sent an email saying half my kid’s preschool is out sick, so I blocked her because I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life"

"The nurse sent an email saying half my kid’s preschool is out sick, so I blocked her because I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life"

"Today is school picture day so my kids wore their favourite toothpaste on their shirts."

"Ahhh dinnertime, the only time of the day the kids aren’t hungry."

"Ahhh dinnertime, the only time of the day the kids aren’t hungry."

"Ahhh dinnertime, the only time of the day the kids aren’t hungry."

"Sad that my teenage kids dont believe in Santa any more, but happily they still believe in the elves that clean up the f**king kitchen"

"Sad that my teenage kids don't believe in Santa any more, but happily they still believe in the elves that clean up the f**king kitchen"