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>> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i dont know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or its over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. aint it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more ...

>> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldnt get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you cant or what they think you can do. >> what does it take to become successful and how tough is it for you compared to men?...

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>> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldnt get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you cant or what they think you can do. >> what does it take to become successful and how tough is it for you compared to men?...

The rld were living in a really interesting way through these different characters. >> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldnt get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you cant or what they think you can do. >>...

Stand-up, she was commenting on the world were living in a really interesting way through these different characters. >> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldnt get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you cant...

But lets start with that checkered bell bottomed suit. >> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i dont know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or its over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. aint it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want tsee? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi g...

Checkered bell bottomed suit. >> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i dont know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or its over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. aint it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought ...

>> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldnt get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you cant or what they thinkou n do. >> what does it take to become successful and how tough is it for you compared to men? >> ...