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July 31, 2017
From boston. our first night of coverage. any network can bring you news as it happens. but here at "the daily show," we have taken yesterdays precedings a proceedings and digested it, broke it down to give you what we call turds of wisdom. >> news can be so heavy, so intense. it is actually very nice to have someone analyze things from a different point of view. >> he became peoples go-to guy to explain the world. you would watch the news and watch jon stewart. or you wouldnt watch the news and...
July 31, 2017
Saying, do i care about the stuff that really mat sners if i do then thats fair game for comedy too. >> john oliver has come out of the jon stewart mold of a very specific sense of humor. he does cover a lot of weeks topics from his point of view then turns the show into one topic. which is kind of great. because no one is doing one form like that. >> our main topic tonight terns concerns debt. i would like to talk to you about drugs. our main story tonight is income in equality. a good way to f...
July 31, 2017
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July 31, 2017
Person who pulls back the curtain to shot world that -- >> do you see that this is happening? we didnt make this up. this wasnt a funny idea we had. this is whats happening. >> the constitution isnt the start in super mario brothers. it doesnt make you invincible so you can do whatever the [ bleep ] you want. >> you teach us about things we nude know about . it is embarrassing to explain how health care works. >> it is less than ideal. >> comedy brings awareness. it is practice of noticing and t...
July 31, 2017
The first name the march was a gaelic thing. >> im norm mcdonald and this is the fake news. >> things have changed since i started. i used to be the only pretty blonde doing the network news. now theres a whole network doing that. >> i can see why things like weekend update survived. the thought of funny news was what made it so appealing back when news was serious. now that news is entertainment, youre watching weekend update for news. >> probably not great that that transition happened. i prob...
July 31, 2017
>> everybody thinks you have to be burned at the stake if you say something that is deemed to be offensive by ever how many thousand people on twitter. who decided it was offensive. >> i think were at a point in this country where people need to take the thumb out of their mouth and grow up a little bit and realize theres a lot bigger problems out there than what a comedian did a joke about. >> you have to feel the same way about comedy. >> yeah. i do this joke about the way people need to justi...
July 31, 2017
>> now with that in mind, lets continue with the opening remarks. >> it was just a little off. it looked like a talk show, kind of. sometimes he wore sneakers, which was weird. and they talked about the events of the day. to a certain extent. but also more focused on weirdness than on the newspaper. >> dave is passing out ham. >> dave was a very new york-centered show. jay could be monica lewinski and oj trial and dave could be like there was a squirrel today in the park. just some bizarre off b...
July 31, 2017
Different than yall are used to here. i just need you to go with me on this one. >> coach, we play football. >> my team, my rules. if you dont like it, dont let the door rape you on the way out. >> good comedians talk about something that bothers them or interests them. then can you do something about it. >> excuse me. joe? thank you so much. thank you. partial birth abortions arent a thing. thank you so much. >> you cover really challenging material but its important to bring it back to comedy....
July 31, 2017
Worst thing i have ever said. and it feels good. it feels good to have found the bottom. . you fguys were great. thank you very, very much. on any one of thousands of risky sites, so youll be in the know. ooh. sushi. ugh. being in the know is a good thing. sign up online for free. discover social security alerts. i enjoy the fresher things in life. fresh towels. fresh soaps. and of course, tripadvisors freshest, lowest prices. so if youre anything like me... ...youll want to check tripadvisor. w...