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>> in fact, the pilot i put in this true thing that happened to me wherein i sent my parents a gift for the holidays of the fruit of the month club. >> and did you know you sent me a box of pears from a place called fruit of the month. >> thats right. thats right. how are they? >> and my mother reacted as if i had sent her a box of heads from a murderer. >> why did you do this to me? >> oh my gosh. >> i cant talk. theres too much fruit in the house! >> oh! what is happening? >> what do you think...

>> the real story is where the real connection with your audience is. thank god, all your families are crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, its dysfunction palooza.

I just cleaned down there. >> in fact, the pilot i put in this true thing that happened to me wherein i sent my parents a gift for the holidays of the fruit of the month club. >> and did you know you sent me a box of pears from a place called fruit of the month? >> thats right. thats right. how are they? >> and my mother reacted as if i had sent her a box of heads from a murderer. >> why did you do this to me? >> oh my gosh. >> i cant talk. theres too much fruit in the house! >> oh! what is happ...

>> i cant talk. theres too much fruit in the house! >> oh! what is happening? >> what do you think we are, invalids? we cant go out and get our own fruit? >> i tried to tell him. >> all right. im cancelling the fruit club. >> the real story is where the real connection with your audience is. thank god, all your families are crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, its dysfunction palooza. ♪

Fight with your wife and come back and tell me about it. >> dont sleep on the couch. i just cleaned down there. >> in fact, the pilot i put in this true thing that happened to me wherein i sent my parents a gift for the holidays of the fruit of the month club. >> and did you know you sent me a box of pears from a place called fruit of the month? >> thats right. thats right. how are they? >> and my mother reacted as if i had sent her a box of heads from a murderer. >> why did you do this to me? >...

Crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, its dysfunction palooza.

>> why did you do this to me? >> oh, my gosh. >> i cant talk. theres too much fruit in the house! >> oh. what is happening? >> what do you think we are, invalids? we cant go out and get our own fruit? >> i tried to tell him. >> all right. im canceling the fruit club! >> the real story is where the real connection with your audience is. thank god, all your families are crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, its dysfunction palooza. brows for days. enhanced up ...

Back in and tell me about it. >> dont sleep on the couch. i just cleaned down there. >> in fact, the pilot i put in this true thing that happened to me wherein i sent my parents a gift for the holidays of the fruit of the month club. >> and did you know you sent me a box of pears from a place called fruit of the month. >> thats right. thats right. how are they? >> and my mother reacted as if i had sent her a box of heads from a murderer. >> why did you do this to me? >> oh my gosh. >> i cant tal...