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Gift for the holidays of the fruit of the month club. >> and did you know you sent me a box of pears from a place called fruit of the month. >> thats right. thats right. how are they? >> and my mother reacted as if i had sent her a box of heads from a murderer. >> why did you do this to me? >> oh, my gosh. >> i cant talk. theres too much fruit in the house! >> oh! what is happening? >> what do you think we are, invalids? we cant go out and get our own fruit? >> i tried to tell him. >> all right....

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We cant go out and get our own fruit? >> i tried to tell him. >> all right. im cancelling the fruit club. >> the real story is where the real connection with your audience is. thank god, all your families are crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, its dysfunction palooza. \s coney island has been around for a long, long time. reminds me of how geico has been saving people money for over 75 years. hey, big guy! come on in! let me guess your weight! win a prize...

>> oh! what is happening? >> what do you think we are, invalids? we cant go out and get our own fruit? >> i tried to tell him. >> all right. im cancelling the fruit club. >> the real story is where the real connection with your audience is. thank god, all your families are crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, its dysfunction palooza. whoa thats amazing...

We cant go out and get our own fruit? >> i tried to tell him. >> all right. im cancelling the fruit club. >> the real story is where the real connection with your audience is. thank god, all your families are crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, its dysfunction palooza.

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