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>> we dont want the rest of the world to know that. >> stenny, im willing to break you up if you get me tickets to the ravens game. >> im all out. how do you think i got elected? >> taylor swift at the verizon center backstage passes. >> now youre hitting me where i live. thank you, gentlemen, you are the coolest whips in town. you better beleib it. >> introduce me to ted sarndies at the dinner. i cant get my [ bleep ] neefltics to work. >> i have three sources at the west waning saying valerie ...

The war path. >> you might think that. >> is it possible youve been hording tickets to the dinner? >> where are you getting that? >> ed henry. >> you mean mr. ed tegrity. ive got to go. thats jeff zucker on the other line. >> you tweet it and ill retweet it. >> all right. >> done. i thought you wanted the immigration bill to pass. >> well, i stid but that stinky whore wouldnt give me my ravens tickets. >> ben, this is so much cooler than the correspondents dinner. >> a kcolonoscopy would be cool...