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That youre secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here. Weapons of mass destruction . No, this is a chocolate chip factory, see . It looks like a chemical weapons plant. Look, god, if like a chemical weapons plant, would i . Id make it look like a chocolate chip factory or something. All right, just checking. Stupid asshole. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. che...

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Hes going great. 100 seasons, which seems like enough, right . I think we get it now. Quick question for those of you in our studio audience. How many of you are on vacation right now . [cheers and applause] the reason i ask is because weirdly, its become unusual, according to a study done by the u. S. Travel association, more than half of American Workers do not use all their vacation days, which is confusing, because based on what i see on instagram, it seems like all anyone ever does is go on...

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Chief meteorologist has contradicted the weather. He, trump took his show on the road last night. He hosted a pep rally in fayetteville, North Carolina where he claimed aboard air force one that people were lined up, waiting in the rain to see him, even though it wasnt raining at all. We have now, people standing in line, trying to get into the arena, and i will tell you that they are soaking wet, because roy and everybody just walked into the plane, and you folks were wet. Its bad weather out t...

Big pharma . Or the doctors prescribing the pills . Tonight, an investigation into both. Beginning with this doctor we found in a state prison. I see myself as a healer. Doctor, you prescribed 1,000 opioid pills to a pregnant woman. I would like to stop. ticking tim green was a fearsome defender in the n. F. L. , and a bestselling author. But hes on 60 minutes tonight to reveal a secret he can no longer hide. He has a. L. S. , or lou gehrigs disease. We first interviewed green in 1996, and he se...