Scrubbing The Kitchen Floor Naked
I'm completely nude on my kitchen floor with a big bucket of soapy water, and a yellow sponge. I start scrubbing the floor with the sponge. "I'm going to make it spotless for you!". I continue dipping the sponge in the soapy water, and scrubbing the floor. "This floor is going to shine when I'm done with it!".
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