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Oh, i dont believe this! theres a guys [bleep] in my ass!" just that guy sitting there going, "oh, whats this?" that moment -- boy, that was funny. "no laughing matter," thats what critics are saying about some routines that are passed off as comedy these days, a lot of it on television. is it the cutting edge of social satire or the adult expression of what some children write on sidewalks? [ cheers and applause ] [ music playing ] dice clay: little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds ...

[bleep] -- pssh! aah! oh, [bleep] -- pssh! aah! oswalt: george carlin, more than anyone else, even more than lenny bruce before him, he had fun with vulgarity, and that drove people crazy. i kept finding more ways to describe dirty words than there were dirty words. they call em dirty, bad, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, off-color. [ laughter ] blue. in poor taste. suggestive. cursing, cussing, swearing, profanity, obscenity. all i could think of was [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and tits...