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They swooped in and gave him his own hour opposite joe biden. And while many are wondering why nbc would schedule this at the same time as bidens town hall, instead of on another night or even just in another time slot, so we could see what both candidates have to say, the answer to the question is, nbc sucks. [ laughter ] thats why. You should never watch that channel. [ cheers and applause ] its a real peacock block is what it was. Joe biden took questions from voters in philadelphia. Trump ag...

Nobody should be thrown out or made miserable because of it. And while that might seem obvious to most of us, its a very big deal, because it is not the official position of the Catholic Church. And hes the pope of the church. The pope has gone rogue all of a sudden. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes talking like jesus, its crazy. While it is newsworthy, hearing him say this, francis as you know is not the first pope to endorse samesex unions. The first pope to do it was pope rihanna back in 2018 at...

The right to be in a family, nobody should be thrown out or made miserable because of it. And while that might seem obvious to most of us, its a very big deal, because it is not the official position of the Catholic Church. And hes the pope of the church. The pope has gone rogue all of a sudden. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes talking like jesus, its crazy. While it is newsworthy, hearing him say this, francis as you know is not the first pope to endorse samesex unions. The first pope to do it was...

A boutique in the Mission District may have to close its doors for the second time now because of the pandemic. On the coronavirus watch list and facing closures. Now Business Owners in Santa Cruz County are looking to operate outdoors. A major new testing plan in San Franciscos Mission District. Who its geared towards and how it could affect the entire city. Were in a seasonal summer pattern. Whats changing this week coming up. Abc7 news at 11 00 starts right now. Building a better bay area for...

A long time ago. Ive said some very crazy things, but theyre all on comedy central, so no one can find them. If you want to cancel me, you literally have to buy a vcr on craigslist. Godspeed. I feel like if you guys did tune in to see jimmy and were surprised to see someone like me hosting instead, its probably like when a guy is on a plane and they see a female pilot walk onboard. At first, theyre like, look at her go. Okay, yeah. We have a female pilot. How neat. Then as soon as they shut the ...

Guy in there, right, to do the important stuff like, you know, flying the plane . Dont panic. There is a man here. Its not just me. Hes operating the camera. Its an insane situation. I showed up to a random house and a guy in a mask is filming me. I dont know if he even works here. If hes the only person whos ever going to see this footage. But were keeping our fingers crossed. I hope it doesnt seem like im complaining, even though with my voice, everything sounds like im complaining. But this h...

Delays, disappointments. Now the Nations Capital paid tribute to the civil rights titan. Now, nightline, with byron pitts. The extra 6 600 a week in Unemployment Benefits. Some say its too much. But for millions, its the one thing keeping a roof over their heads and food on the table. This woman never used to worry much about paying for shes usually surrounded by meals working at an elementary school. But now, trips to the grocery school are filled with anxiety. I spent 41. It was a light shoppi...

And it was enjoyed sparingly. But then came twitter. And things got messy. People got messy. At first we were excited. We were like, oh, wow, i can tell quiznos they suck while im on the toilet . What Alien Technology is this . And we began to publicly post whatever we thought whenever we thought it. A 700tweet thread about which del taco sauce is the worst . Go for it. Some dick is kicking your seat on your delta flight to houston . The world must know about this. That dress is black and blue, ...

Tweet oh, no, she brought up the dress. It all seemed like a good idea at the time, but so did having the word juicy spelled out on all of our butts. Right . Remember the early 2000s . And as twitter got bigger it became a place for serious conversations about our culture. Unfortunately, many of us put as much thought into our tweets about social justice issues as we did those quiznos toilet tweets. And those thoughts are now coming back to cancel us. What most of us didnt realize was that by po...

Promising results from a covid vaccine. I spoke to one to have first people to receive the trial inoculation, as well as experts about whats next. Big decisions tonight. The Police Department could be defunded by 50 and Police Traffic stops could be a thing of the past in berkeley. Several School Districts in the south bay say Distance Learning willikead the i thea ill sw you whenup. Ndecure future. This is abc7 news. I think its great. Its the best news we could get. Tonight, promising news abo...