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Nightline starts right now with juju chang. Good evening, thanks for joining us. Tonight, one brave accuser publicly accusing Ghislaine Maxwell in court today. The highlyeducated, aristocratic british woman who once socialized with president s and princes, now a jail in brooklyn, accused of feeding young girls to a monster. We may never know how many girls were victimized by Ghislaine Maxwell, but those of us who were want her to answer for her crimes. An indictment against power and privilege. ...

At the time, but so did having the word juicy spelled out on all of our butts. Right . Remember the early 2000s . And as twitter got bigger it became a place for serious conversations about our culture. Unfortunately, many of us put as much thought into our tweets about social justice issues as we did those quiznos toilet tweets. And those thoughts are now coming back to cancel us. What most of us didnt realize was that by posting every one of our thoughts on a whim, we were permanently linking ...

I probably should have been. A long time ago. Ive said crazy things, but theyre all on comedy central, so no one can find them. If you want to cancel me, i think you actually have to buy a vcr on craigslist. Godspeed. I feel like if you guys did tune in to see jimmy and were surprised to see someone like me hosting instead, its probably like when guys are on a plane and see a female pilot walk on board. At first, theyre like look at her go. Okay, yeah. We have a female pilot. How neat. Then as s...

Least one man in there, right, to do the important stuff like, you know, flying the plane . Dont panic. There is a man here, literally one. Hes operating the camera. Its a wild situation. I mean this is insane. I showed up to a random house and a guy in a mask is filming me. I dont know if he even works here. If hes the only person whos going to see this footage. But were keeping our fingers crossed. I hope it doesnt seem like im complaining, even though with my voice, everything sounds like im ...

Trainer and instructor at the Police Academy in new york city. Welcome to washington journal. 202 7488001 good to be with guest good to be with you. Host let me ask about how this started. What you think went wrong in the encounter between the four officers and george floyd on that memorial day arrest attempt . Guest it is a complex conversation and it will consume a lot of time. It is a terrible outcome, my condolences to the deceased and the family of the deceased. In my view, the starting poi...

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And it is spreading faster than the coronavirus itself. This morning the el bump made it to the view. Jimmy kimmel is proposing an alternative to a handshake that hes calling the el bump. Apparently this is what it is, im going to try it out on you. Theres, okay. Hi. You know what, after all this time, howie mandel is a genius. Jimmy thats right, he is a genius. He does the mandel bump is his thing. But the governor of nebraska posted this on twitter. Hes doing the el bump with his fellow man. A...

By the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They switched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. The bottom fell out. The biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours t...

Dead. Super tuesday was like Easter Sunday for joe biden who staged the biggest come back since Robert Downey jr. He won ten states, including texas and massachusetts where he wasnt expected to do well. He now has more delegates than any democrat and biden revealed he is also the banana on the masked singer, so thats, it wasnt all great news for yoe. Immedia the very first moment of his celebration speech was marred by this. They dont call it super tuesday for nothing by the way, this is my litt...

Comcast business. Beyond fast. Cruise ship passengers await test kits. And we talked to others not taking any chances. Double digit drop in temperatures today. Up next rain. Ill let you know when. Announcer now news to build a better bay area from abc 7. Major new developments in the spread of the coronavirus in the bay area. The number of infections is climbing tonight. Six new cases h let me be very clear this virus does not discriminate. Reporter theyre asking for drastic actions like canceli...