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>> peru is a country thats historically driven men mad, mad for gold, for coca, for its magical, ancient history. but now, theres something else drawing outsiders to its hidden mountain valleys. we love this stuff. we obsess about it, gorge on it, and fetishize it. im talking about chocolate. once a common treat, its now becoming as nuanced as fine wine, making the pursuit of the raw, good stuff all the more difficult. im joining that hunt in remotest peru, but not before ive re-immers...

[ man in museum laughs ] >> anthony: nothing new under the sun that these pre-columbian horn dogs didnt think of first. ooh, thats disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. >> eric: im not sure i understand this one, tony. >> anthony: i think we frown on that these days. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: oh, wow, they -- theyre doing it under a blanket. this must be after the spanish arrived to teach them shame. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, skeletons with boners. >> eric: they are zombies. >> anthony: ...

>> anthony: ooh, skeletons with boners. >> eric: they are zombies. >> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledge. >> anthony: i wonder whether this was decorative or whether this was early porn. >> i wonder if this was decorative or whether this was really porn. >> i think they put aint closet somewhere. >> i bet this was right on the table. come on in, have a cup of tea. sit down. oh. heres some animal-on-animal action. pretty awesome. >> ...

Horn dogs didnt think of first. ooh, thats disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. >> eric: im not sure i understand this one, tony. >> anthony: i think we frown on that these days. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: oh, wow, they -- theyre doing it under a blanket. this must be after the spanish arrived to teach them shame. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, skeletons with boners. >> eric: they are zombies. >> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledg...

>> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledge. >> anthony: i wonder whether this was decorative or whether this was early porn. >> eric: they probably had it in a closet somewhere or something. >> anthony: no, no, ill -- im betting this was right out on the table. come on in, have a cup of tea, sit down. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, theres some animal on animal action. thats pretty awesome. >> eric: uh, yeah, no, no, this is interesting...

Boning section. actually, the erotic pottery section. slipping her the tongue. >> eric: amazing. >> anthony: which sounds about as much fun as an all-nude renaissance fair, but is actually pretty cool. [ man in museum laughs ] >> anthony: nothing new under the sun that these pre-columbian horn dogs didnt think of first. ooh, thats disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. >> eric: im not sure i understand this one, tony. >> anthony: i think we frown on that these days. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: oh,...

>> eric: they are zombies. >> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledge. >> anthony: i wonder whether this was decorative or whether thas early porn. >> eric: they probably had it in a closet somewhere or something. >> anthony: no, no, ill -- im betting this was right out on the table. come on in, have a cup of tea, sit down. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, theres some animal on animal action. thats pretty awesome. >> eric: uh, yeah, no, ...