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Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them c...

Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them c...

♪ >> greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new directors not just any woman, no, shes a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind whos idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. ...

not really. but part of a new segment i like to call ♪ >> these are terrible people! who suck! >> greg: thank you. that was created by my nephew allen for his art class. they like to keep the inmates busy. hell be out in three years. so first during questioning by special counsel john durham on tuesday an fbi analyst claims the fbi offered ex british agent christopher steel a million bucks if he could corroborate the allegations against candidate trump that were made in the dossier b...

[ cheers and applause ] >> greg: i know, i know. >> grade, great, to greg, greg. >> greg: enough i know its hard to want what you cant have. happy wednesday. as a heat wave continues in the east so hot in dc bidens temperature got into the single digits. the ap claims at a fundraiser president biden didnt freeze on stage but that he paused first 7 seconds. thats another way to say the same thing next time i get ice cream at the supermarket i go to the paused food aisle. most hispanic s...

>> kat: yeah and then i dont talk to you for three days. >> greg: youre like, okay, i can see im bothering you, i will not talk to you anymore. . >> tyrus: having said that. listen, i think its funny when idiots make demands. so well get rid of the thumbs up and replace it with this. >> kat: i agree [cheers and applause] >> greg: for the people at home, he just went like --. >> tyrus: it was the bird, bird is the word >> greg: bird is the word. [laughter] >> greg: well, jimmy i think i use emoji...

>> jimmy: but heres the thing, youre already texting, there is no dignity in a text. if you care you call and talk to the person. thats why im anti -- like i dont get mad at policingness because i think its -- already think its very first world problemy. people are getting bombed on the other side of the world and eating a zoo animal for dinner and theyre like what do you mean thumbs up? you know what i mean. >> greg: it would be great to have these problems. >> jimmy: thats what i mean. >> greg...