Exploding Crack Pipe News Today

>> whitney is a never ending spring of wisdom. so lets sum up the subject of crack according to celebrities. only use it if you dont have a lot of money and only do it socially. these two should team up and go on a speaking tour of elementary schools. in sheens defense, he did say that he thought he could manage crack but it blew up in his face like an exploding crack pipe. and that he iss 100% clean now. in the next breath, he says he doesnt believe in aa and bored by sobriety. he says he wants...

Manage it socially. if you can, go for it. not a lot of people can, you know? >> so wise. stay away from the crack unless you can manage it socially. forgive me for my ignorance, but how does one use crack socially? if i want a celebrity giving me drug advice, im not going to go to charlie sheen. im going to go to the one and only whitney houston. >> crack is whack. >> whitney is a never ending spring of wisdom. these two should team up and go on a speaking tour of elementary schools. in sheens ...

Here is the unsolicited pep talk he gave to the kids while randomly visiting awe cla baseball practice -- visiting a ucla baseball practice. >> so i said, stay away from the crack which is pretty good advice. unless you can manage it socially, dan. if you can manage it socially, go for it. but not a lot of people can, you know? >> did you think you could? >> sorry? >> did you think you could? >> yeah, but that blew up in my face. like an exploding crack pipe, dan. sorry. >> after that sheen disc...

How does one use crack socially? if i want a celebrity giving me drug advice, im not going to go to charlie sheen. im going to go to the one and only whitney houston. >> crack is whack. >> whitney is a never ending spring of wisdom. these two should team up and go on a speaking tour of elementary schools. in sheens defense, he did say that he thought he could manage crack but it blew up in his face like an exploding crack pipe. in the next breath, he says he doesnt believe in aa and bored by sob...

>> sorry? >> did you think you could? >> yeah, yeah, but that kind of blew up in my face. like an exploding crack pipe, dan. >> you want to go back to work? >> oh, yeah, man. i mean im a man of my word. i have a contract. i heal really quickly, but i also unravel pretty quickly. so get me right now, guys. im here and im ready. theyre not. bring it, you know. >> best piece of advice youve gotten since you stopped partying. >> stay like this. right? just stay like this. you know, today ill stay li...

Know, surfacing, going deep undercover, deep underground. so i said, stay away from the crack, which i think is pretty good advice unless you can manage it socially, dan. if you can manage it socially, then go for it. but not a lot of people can, you know? >> did you think you could? >> sorry? >> did you think you could? >> yeah, but that kind of blew up in my face. like an exploding crack pipe, dan. >> you want to go back to work. >> well, yeah. im a man of my word. i have a contract. i heal re...

Talk. yesterday and this morning. charlie sheen calling into a radio show, giving an interview, actually talking to dan patrick. he ran the gamut when he was asked a lot of questions about his own sobriety, addiction, advice about smoking crack, even. he was open and honest and probably gave his publicist a heart attack. here he is talking about a pep talk he gave to the ucla baseball team. >> i said, "stay away from the crack," which i think is good advice. unless you can manage it socially, da...

Manage it socially, dan. if you can manage it socially then go for it a not a lot of people can, you know. >> did you think you could? >> sorry? >> did you think you could? >> yeah, but that kind of blew up in my face. like an exploding crack pipe, dan. [ laughter ] sorry. >> shepard: dan patrick show on direct tv. charlie sheen had very high high profile issues with drugs, prostitutes and porn stars. he says is he ready to get back but they suspended productions over concerns over his health. n...

Private rehab at his home. he is, quote, peeing clean these days. he says what led to all this drug use, he was very honest, he said boredom led to it. he told dan, an interesting quote, he says, stay away from the crack, dan, unless you can manage it socially. he thought he could manage it socially but, quote, it all blew up in my face like an exploding crack pipe, dan, is what he said during this interview. and theres supposed to be eight episodes left to film. they cut it back to four. warner...

>> yeah, yeah, but that kind of blew up in my face, like an exploding crack pipe, dan. sorry. >> okay. is he crazy? im just saying? all crack comments aside, the "two and a half men" star says hes 100% clean and ready to get back to work. he said he showed up on the set but nobody what there. still no word on when and if the taping for the show may resume. fax week under way in new york city and what may be more important than a designers collection? the model who wears it. one wrong choice co...