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"No greater bastion of parenting desperation than the Halloween costume aisle on October 31."

"That time of the year to make people angry by saying that I love candy corn."

"Its weird how we tell kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is."

"My kids fighting for 20 minutes over who gets to help me vacuum is the definition of a mixed blessing."

"My kids fighting for 20 minutes over who gets to help me vacuum is the definition of a mixed blessing."

"I laughed at a silly song my 8-year-old made up and now, 97 encores later, I realize I may have made a mistake."

"I laughed at a silly song my 8-year-old made up and now, 97 encores later, I realise I may have made a mistake."

"Thinking about the time my 3yo forgot the name for chicken nuggets and called them orange meat cookies."

"Me *secures my kids seat belt*. My kid: Are we there yet?"

"13 taught 4 are we there yet?; and husband threw them for a loop when he simply answered, yes."