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[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. lets cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer....

more to combat crime telling the "new york post" everybody is talking the talk but nobody is walking the walk. >> falsely labeled a covid denier. levis management gave her a choice, shut up or leave. >> and that made me all kind of things they deemed unemployable. >> favorite sports team, right? >> yeah. >> what team is that? >> the rams. >> im going to take to you a rams game. >> oh my god. >> we are going to go see them. >> oh my god. >> we are going to take you in the stadium for th...

complicating that effort, however, is fettermans ongoing recovery from a stroke last may. >> dana: health concerns front and center as fetterman and oz clashed on everything from inflation to crime. >> lets also talk about the elephant in the room. i had a stroke. he has never let me forget that. this campaign to me is about fighting for everyone in pennsylvania that ever got knocked down. >> there was a lady in beaver county who told me with fear in her heart she wanted to provide foo...

and it might strike hard there tomorrow. not only is this a life-threatening category 3 hurricane getting stronger, packing winds of 120 miles an hour, its also getting larger in its size. ians wind field is expanding, which can potentially expose more of florida to destruction. the storms exact landfall tomorrow does remain uncertain, but it could be between tampa and ft. myers. now, one of the greatest threats is the storm surge and it could reach up to even 12 feet in some areas, wh...

welcome back to our viewers and united states and around the world. im john, those cnn center in atlanta. it is now 1 am on the u.s. u.s. east coast. the entire state of florida, embarrassing for the hurricane in. a massive storm stretching 100 miles across, which early made landfall on western cuba. knocking out the islands electricity grid causing a nationwide blackout. 11 million people right now in the dark waiting for more process to damage. as of this hour, no reports of any fata...

>> its a choice, a choice between two fundamentally different versions of america. >> in order to make our country successful and safe and glorious, i will very, very, very probably do it again, okay? >> im not here to compare anyones atrocities or tragedies their families have dealt with. im here to continue to expose sins that our world continues to put in darkness. >> live from london, this is "cnn newsroom" with max foster and bianca nobilo. well, it is friday, november 4th, 8 a....

live here inside the historic civic club of harrisburg where in moments we will replay some of last nights debate for our live voter panel and well get their reaction as we sit here 13 days from election day. also, the republican senator in this state, pat toomey, leaves that seat open for oz or fetterman. he joins us live as well. first, bryan llenas takes a look at the debate that everyone is talking about today. hi, bryan. >> martha, good afternoon. one of those moments that everyon...

mehmet oz finds himself down double digits to john fetterman. but lieutenant governor fetterman suffered a stroke. he had to take weeks off the trail. but the lead was so big they thought they could ride it out, stay in the basement and ride it out. but oz continued to campaign. >> telling you that you are not fit to be serve. send us back to new jersey. send me to dv. >> i always thought it was pretty empathetic. emphatic. i am sorry, empathetic. brian: the guy is weak on crime and ad...

again with this breaking update. mayor, weve been praying for you guys our audience has ah as always and youve got big news for us tonight. you reported during press dharches he was about to take someones lives and able to reach him because of the tips that came in as well as surveillance that you were able to see mayor what kells you tell us tonight? >> yes. lawrence, again those prayers of the community and the entire nation has been offering up -- they have been answered, you know w...

mehmet oz finds himself down double digits to john fetterman. but lieutenant governor fetterman suffered a stroke. he had to take weeks off the trail. but the lead was so big they thought they could ride it out, stay in the basement and ride it out. but oz continued to campaign. >> telling you that you are not fit to be serve. send us back to new jersey. send me to dv. >> i always thought it was pretty empathetic. emphatic. i am sorry, empathetic. brian: the guy is weak on crime and ad...