Just hours before the hearings and one day before they tell the world how much money theyve got, all their stock prices are on the upside. All right. Now to politics. Joe biden says he will announce his Vice President ial pick by the end of next week. Its probably the most important veep selection in history. Hes 77. Hes forgetful. Occasionally unfocused, and he does not campaign vigorously. If he wins in november, who will really run the country . We will find out. Getting back to classroom learning. Looks unlikely in many parts of the country. That means parents scrambling for child care and lower educational standards. The American Federation of teachers says their members will strike if safety is at stake. They dont want to go back. The unions president will join us shortly. As you look at the early market action, remember there will be a Federal Reserve News Conference this afternoon. That will give us a hint as to how much money they are going to print and how long Interest Rates
Clintons so much, he sure is turning into one [ laughter ] congresswoman alexandria ocasiocortez will be joining senator Bernie Sanders at a Campaign Event in las vegas and theyll blend right in because that is the average age difference in las vegas. [ laughter ] the [ applause ] the food blog eater published an article today about what president ial hopeful andrew yang eats on the campaign trail they were originally doing the article on Bernie Sanders, but it got pretty boring [ laughter ] according to a new study, half of democrats believe there should be a maximum age for president s and that age should be however old trump was yesterday. [ light laughter ] according to forbes magazine, a 5yearold youtube star from russia made 18 million this year, 1 million from youtube and the rest for information she dug up on joe biden. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] Newsweek Newsweek has published a new article profiling a experimental study conducted 20 years ago that observed eight couples
Keep your foreskin feel this grapefruit. It feels like the pulsing part. Love one another. Im andrew yang, and i approve whatever this was. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, once upon impeachment plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Hudson Jonathan Pryce and musical Sharon Van Etten, with norah jones. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on ho, ho, ho wooo have a seat. Thank you up there, up there, down here. My friends. My friends. My friends. Welcome to the late show, one and all. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well this is is this it . This tonight is the last late show before the holidays. I hope everybody out there gets the presents they want. Im looking forward to a great 2020, because next year, we could be getting a new president applause oh, father christmas, if you love me at all. And on day one, he or she will have a very important job getting
Chestnuts pretty fogood [cheers and applause] democrats in the house made donald trump only the third person, president ever to be impeached. This morning he woke up on the floor next to his tanning bed and tweeted the words i got impeached last might. Yes, and our Long National mightmare continues. Not a single republican voted for impeachment, which means they either really like donald trump or really hate mike pence. But the debate went on well into the night. Trump was in battle creek, michigan when the vote happened, pepping himself up with a rally. And this is what the president was talking about when the Impeachment Vote was coming in. The dish washer, you press it. Thered be an explosion. Five minutes later, you open it up, the steam pours out, now you press it 12 times. Women tell me, again, they give you four drops of water, and theyre in places where theres so much water they dont know what to do would it. Jimmy okay, fwrand mgrand ,e to hang up the phone now. Trump also las
And a special appearance by john lithgow. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen the hey, happy holidays fantastic hello hows it going. Hi hey, jon. I like it. Happy wednesday. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen hi so nice. Wednesday, right . cheers and applause stephen thanks, everybody, up there, down here, all around the world, all my friends and neighbors. Welcome, one and all, everybody, everybody. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Lets get right to it. We dont have any time. We dont have a minute to waste here. Its almost christmas. Im busy, youre busy. Ive got an oven full of snickerdoodles i have to finish the monologue before the timer goes off. Its just after six clrks as we speak, the full house of representatives is still debating the articles of impeachment. They havent voted yet, but im about to go on vacation, so im jus