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Heating up. jay taking shots at nbc. watch. >> yall excited about march madness? [ applause ] people talk what abouts in, whos out, who is going to be eliminated. that is just here at nbc. >> i have never been in the paper this much. its fap tastic. >> the news "the tonight show" is courted by new york state. first i was like so what? but lot of state offer tax inaccepttive to intyce business to the state and im for lower taxes. then i broke down the numbers. new york state is offering tax credi...

Heating up. jay taking shots at nbc. watch. >> yall excited about march madness? [ applause ] people talk what abouts in, whos out, who is going to be eliminated. that is just here at nbc. >> i have never been in the paper this much. its fap tastic. >> the news "the tonight show" is courted by new york state. first i was like so what? but lot of state offer tax inaccepttive to intyce business to the state and im for lower taxes. then i broke down the numbers. new york state is offering tax credi...

In this is rich. this is going to gulf coast from november 28 to september 1. starting in florida. going tall way -- >> bob: really? >> dana: do you feel like you have just given birth to a book? >> greg:fy knew what it was like to give birth to anything, i could answer that. yes. it takes nine months. a lot of pain. you are awful throwing up in the morning. >> dana: excitement. >> andrea: but you would have bonn a mother to drink in your pregnancy. >> greg: i wrote this in a bar. >> bob: this i...

In this is rich. this is going to gulf coast from november 28 to september 1. starting in florida. going tall way -- >> bob: really? >> dana: do you feel like you have just given birth to a book? >> greg:fy knew what it was like to give birth to anything, i could answer that. yes. it takes nine months. a lot of pain. you are awful throwing up in the morning. >> dana: excitement. >> andrea: but you would have bonn a mother to drink in your pregnancy. >> greg: i wrote this in a bar. >> bob: this i...