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Thank you, lord, thank you, lord. there are some starving kids in ethiopia. there are nine on the rope going thank you for helping that rich, fat guy, lord. thank you for helping that rich, fat guy, lord. meanwhile i havent had a meal in months. thats my impression of an ethiopian kid. after the stunt, the discovery channel aired "naked and afraid." i watched it. it is not about my new intern. itit dops two strangers off with no food, tools, clothing and they must survive. they were naked. it ...

Axiron. earlier in the show we asked what the slogan should be for alex trebek if he runs for mayor of toronto. john tower has some answers. >> whos the man with all of the answers. alex tr, bek. and who isnt the obnoxious fat guy who smokes crack. >> lot of those crack-related slogans.

>> i care about everyones rights. that white you cant sue the government. theyre there for everybody, not anybody in particular. >> neil: always a pleasure, all of the time. when we come back, hear about the fat guy who five pounds and things -- i think washington just got some good budget news and thinks its done. either case, same thing. fat chance. im so glad you called. thank you. were not in london, are we? no. why? apparently my debit card is. what? i know. dont worry, we have cancelled yo...

He used to drink 10 to 12. he and his friend are like, we have to stop drinking. we will cut back to four. >> bill, dont think about it. what do you make of this? is he one of those guys that functions great as a fat guy? >> i like christie. i didnt like him for a longtime and now i love him. this is what a self-centered ass i am. i did "hannity" with him and it it was before he won the election. he said hello and i neglected to get a photo. i cannot live with being in the same room with a man w...

Cholesterol is normal, believe it or not. >> thats pretty good. >> what about your blood sugar? >> blood sugar also normal. >> also normal. >> basically i am like the healthiest fat guy youve ever seen in your life. >> donut jokes aside, seems news of his surgery garnered bipartisan support. >> the challenge, chris, is to start, now you have to maintain and if i couldnt be your starter, i could help be your maintenance man. >> joining me, reverend al sharpton, host of msnbc politics nation, and ...

Fight and were sort of the fat guy and the other one and what gave ebert the legitimacy was that pulitzer of his. by the end he created this huge and wonderful and giving and loving and open community around himself particularly on the web. also in his writing and also on television. i think for the vast majority of people this dying profession, film criticism, he legitimized it and legitimized film love and he was our mayor, our leader. we will miss him terribly. the gap is already there. >> in...

Report. i think theres a lot of really important information there and frankly, theyre right. look, 22% of the millenial generation define themselves as republican. this report positively identified that the kids are turned off by things like gateway issues such as same sex marriage because they think the partys intolerant. >> gale, what do you make of that? over the weekend sarah palin got into it with karl rove. i just want to play that for our viewers. >> if they feel that strongly about who ...

Republican. this report positively identified that the kids are turned off by things like gateway issues such as same sex marriage because they think the partys intolerant. >> gale, what do you make of that? over the weekend sarah palin got into it with karl rove. i just want to play that for our viewers. >> if they feel that strongly about who gets to run in this party, then they should buck up and run. the architect can head on back to -- they can head on back to the great lone star state. >> ...

Identified that the kids are turned off by things like gateway issues such as same sex marriage because they think the partys intolerant. >> gale, what do you make of that? over the weekend sarah palin got into it with karl rove. i just want to play that for our viewers. >> if they feel that strongly about who gets to run in this party, then they should buck up and run. the architect can head on back to -- they can head on back to the great lone star state. >> i appreciate the encouragement that...

My head. >> welcome back. at this point its a joke. republicans have been trying to portray president obama as other since before he was elected. started with the birther movement, but obama derangement syndrome as we like to call it has taken many forms since then. he is a socialist, a muslim, elitist, waging a war against religion. you get the idea. this weekend the demonization of president obama took a very literal turn. twitter erupted during last nights episode of the history channels huge...