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Like ursula. why is that? >> who is ursula? >> she is from "the little mermaid." >> you are right. thats true. >> in cartoons it follows the old idea of the fat guy with the hot wife, right? betty and wilma were very attractive, werent they? >> wilma was swanky. >> betty wasnt my thing. >> she had a pearl necklace. >> i get wilma. i can see her greatness, but i leaked bettys energy. >> i would be more into patty and thelma. >> we did it. good work, everyone. on tuesday nasas new horizon spacecra...

Like ursula. why is that? >> who is ursula? >> she is from "the little mermaid." >> you are right. thats true. >> in cartoons it follows the old idea of the fat guy with the hot wife, right? betty and wilma were very attractive, werent they? >> wilma was swanky. >> betty wasnt my thing. >> she had a pearl necklace. >> i get wilma. i can see her greatness, but i leaked bettys energy. >> i would be more into patty and thelma. >> we did it. good work, everyone. on tuesday nasas new horizon spacecra...

>> well you figure out the answer to that. >> gavin you have strong views on etiquette. >> and i am an alcoholic so i am passed out on planes. >> how will you answer this? the guy -- you have to -- i have been on planes and riding in a plane is just pure suffering at this point. we like to get ourselves to the point we pass out and i have fallen asleep on a gentleman that looked like the santa guy. i woke up on a chinese man. what happened was the original fat guy said this is uncomfortable and ...

Positive delight in their screams of terror. should maybe obama be impeached? >> clearly yesterday. those werent bees, those were tiny israeli drones that netanyahu sent. you cant creep the stupid people from coming on the white house lawn. the secret service cant. when i was a kid, a 6-year-old birthday party my uncle blindfolded me and put me in front of a bee hive telling me it was a pinata. i hate bees except for the halloween ones. we tell the children there is a fat guy with a red suit tha...

>> back in the old days, roger had probably the worst taste in women of any man ive ever known. they were either gold diggers, opportunists, or psychos. yeah, i met roger one time with a woman that looked like a young linda ronstadt. when he was gone i said who is that? and he said shes a hired lady. and i said, a hooker? and he said, now you take care of her when i leave. and he left town and anyway -- >> roger, he used to hang from the lamp post at the end of the bar. when he got going, roger ...

>> roger was good at dishing, but he could also take it. >> fat guy that has to learn thousand take fat stuff. he could hold his own with all of them. >> everybody kind of says that like deep down, hes a nice guy. >> he is a nice guy, but hes not that nice. hes not that nice. >> i discovered there was nothing like drinking with the crowd to make you a member. i copied the idealism and cynicism of the reporters, i spoke like they did. laughed at the same things. felt that i belonged. >> he wasnt ...

Talking about. it was in an era where it was like 2000 -- it was fun, but then with unemployment and the recession and all of the [bleep] going on, you couldnt watch this -- you couldnt see this as as -- aspirational anymore because these guys are having a great time and watching your friends get the pink slip. and you are right. when turtle starts losing weight it is like get some other fat guy. joanne, you were like 10 when this came out. are you excited? i am sickened by it. >> i have never s...

Talking about. it was in an era where it was like 2000 -- it was fun, but then with unemployment and the recession and all of the [bleep] going on, you couldnt watch this -- you couldnt see this as as -- aspirational anymore because these guys are having a great time and watching your friends get the pink slip. and you are right. when turtle starts losing weight it is like get some other fat guy. joanne, you were like 10 when this came out. are you excited? i am sickened by it. >> i have never s...

Taking a dog for a walk is not supposed to be a life-threatening event. a central florida woman was attacked by a bear while walking her dog in her neighborhood outside orlando. it mauled her arm. neighbors say they see bears in their subdivision. the trees drop acorns and attract bears. an arizona teenager got a little too creative after getting locked out of the house. probably feeling inspired by christmas spirit he went for the chimney. >> it sounds like a good idea actually. you need to g...

Unfair. >> she is the most famous belgian now that anybody could actually name. >> thats true. jay ask anybody. >> the pronunciation is awful. >> she wouldnt have got that contract if she was short. >> totally true. >> the camera wouldnt have seen her. >> it would have gone over to the frumpy fat guy behind her and he would get a fat guy contract or end up on a fat man perv website which i dont frequent anymore, joanne. there are no women on the field. they are in the stands. whats wrong with th...