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>> time for messages for greg. kickback and relax and feast your eyes on delightful landscapes as we bathe your ears with warm, soapy words. >> hey, greg. listen, man, i love ansley earhart as much as the next guy or gal or red eye viewer, but this breaking news has to stop! >> i noticed after your interview with the old spice guy and then gores special was after that. anne coulter was not paying attention at all. it looked like she was on her cell phone and texting the old spice guy. didnt know...

Ryan secrists birthday. i am giving him a fuzzy navalen gnaw ma and i am out of perk cassette. >> now to flamboyant greg and see what he thinks. >> fantastic! that was fantastic, greg! fantastic, fantastic, fantastic! and i am out of perk cassette. >> and now to sexually confused greg and see what he thinks. that greg might have been the best greg-alogue you have ever written. i notice you have lost a lot of weight and your peck muscles are so clearly defined. not that im into that thing. i tota...

Flatule nce from the old men and the dogs. >> ernest heming way. >> iranian clerics say women who wear revealing clothing and dress per miss skew us withly are to blame. fact, many ignore the strip law that says they have to be covered head to toe. and fact, iran is one of the most earthquake prone countries. >> well, say goodbye to geologists. we have andy levy. >> you said it is on a fault line, and i dont think that is true. >> according to my source it is true. >> do you mean sores? >> come ...

Ad, and it is funny every one of your guys is a percocette addict. >> they are all fans though. you dont see that often. and i didnt notice between everybody day and -- every day greg and sexually confused greg. >> whats that? >> nothing. >> four cigarettes. >> are you right, america doesnt need a lesson from a person whose right coined the term vast right wing conspiracy to show that little willies were turning into slikt willies in the office. >> that was unnecessary. >> on the other hand "peo...

Tell them. >> i apologize. i feel pretty bad about that. >> no, thats cool. i have to pay for a retaining wall that the great state of washington is making me put out at my house. >> they dont know about the rules. >> greg, i will go now so you can talk about the great state of washington. >> i cant wait. a whole segment. go away, andy, you make me sick to my stomach. >> now lets welcome back diana falzone. she is so hot the movie "some like it hot" is now called some like it diana falzone. and ...

The worst is the current climate thing. there is no more violence than before. there are tea parties from last week. have i seen scare yes, sir office picnics. when captain busy hands talks about the vast echo chamber, he is talking about those who smear their intellectual adversaries as racists. it is happening so much it is starting to make me really, really, really mad. maybe thats the point. if you disagree you are a racist homophobe who hate tofu. >> lets go to the tele prompter. >> they ar...

Was broke. >> not helpful to the nations dialogue. >> i did not write that book. andy has been putting my name on inflammatory materials and circulating them through the country. >> proof. >> it doesnt look handwritten, greg. >> question for pat. you say soul sister has been downloaded 57 million times. that lacks a ring of truth. >> it is pretty close. it is more like 3 million in the u.s., but it is going to be 57. >> and lastly, greg, you said you downloaded it a million times yourself. you k...

On the web, pornography. >> i live in san francisco, and a tip jar just went up at my cannibus club. >> as a raging metro sexual i find your metro comments very, very offensive. listen, i have perfectly moisturized face, skin, totally smooth everywhere. everywhere! and my tan is perfectly perfect. greg, you know what, i know that you get spray tanned. i know you do. >> greg, about the shoe throw in thing, my philosophy on that is if someone throws a shoe at you, smack them in the face with a cle...

Beautiful. they are beautiful. would you tour there? >> absolutely. i cant wait jie. the groupies would be be great. diana, the clothing you wear, do you ever worry that sometimes it could cause major disasters? >> i think about that every day. in fact, im like, what is todays richter scale going to do? will it go up if i show more skin? this is ridiculous. honestly, do we really need to say it, it is absurd. and if they are really afraid of this, perhaps they should just move all of the women t...

>> he does like to party. >> i do get the feeling are you seriously thinking about replacing your drummer with mcmenthol. >> i am thinking about replacing everybody in my life. >> greg, you said you will never see smokers protest anything. thats because every place they would protest is smoke-free. >> it kept us off the roads and in our homes. we cant even smoke in our homes now. what is happening in this world? >> i only smoke four cigarettes a night. >> thanks. >> thought you might loo i can t...