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Animals, they see me and theyre like -- >> martin: "no, no, no. not him." [ laughter ] >> anthony: yeah. "not that guy." theres a joke around here somewhere, but to tell you the truth, the stuff is just too good. its, like, ten below zero in this freakin town. and that generally does not spell "good time" for me. a good time for me is more like a palm tree, a beach, a swimming pool, where the only cold thing is my beer. ♪ but, no. these hardy culinarians of the

Op-ed in the hill newspaper where he called this turkish guy living in pennsylvania a shady islamic mullah, and compared him to freakin osama bin laden. so all that unfolds over the space of less than four months. when mike flynn was not being paid by this foreign government, he told an american audience the night of the coup that they should applaud the coup, that the overthrow of the government in turkey would be great for the united states. they should applaud that. that would be amazing. let...

>> salesman: we do have some turkey vests. >> anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] "this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker." heres the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land in front of me and sh...

>> sean: wow. ♪ >> sean: everybody thinks theres all this great barbecue in the south. its 99% terrible barbecue, and so to get real barbecue, youve got to drive. >> anthony: way out in the weeds, off the main road, and good freakin luck if you could find it, is one of the most respected barbecue joints in the u.s. of a. run by one of the most respected old-school pit masters. ask a chef. ask anybody who knows good barbecue, and they will tell you where to go. here. a run-down-looking takeout ...

Good. from here? >> masa: [ speaking japanese ] >> worker: [ speaking japanese ] >> masa: hokkaido. >> anthony: hokkaido. >> masa: yeah. >> anthony: good deal. another seasonal specialty currently at or near its best, kanogani, or snow crab. juicy and sweet -- and delicious. oh, man. that is good. >> masa: really good. sweet, huh? >> anthony: very. >> masa: we need a sake, huh? [ laughter ] >> anthony: yeah. >> masa: [ speaking japanese ] >> woman: [ speaking japanese ] >> anthony: good. >> masa...

Now the u.s. is offering, what can we give you, turkey, in order to make you stop making so much noise about what saudi arabia did here. how can we placate you and calm you down and quiet you down in your upset over what saudi arabia did here? jamal khashoggi was a u.s. resident, worked for the freakin "washington post." he was a u.s. journalist. we ought to be the ones who somebody is trying to placate here. we shouldnt be -- right? if the saudis did this, and if the cia knows that the saudis d...

This are with reporting from "the washington post," that the crown prince of saudi arabia ordered the murder of this u.s. journalist, the crown prince orders that, u.s. journalist gets murdered, turkey raises the alarm about it and says, you know, weve got evidence that that happened. it happened on our soil. it happened in our country. well think saudi arabia did it. now the u.s. is offering, what can we give you, turkey, in order to make you stop making so much noise about what saudi arabia di...

Of all the rule changes. it might benefit you to change status. do the work now so youre ready to go in 2019. >> exactly. >> number one. >> capital equipment you talk about. >> correct. accelerate into depreciation. you can spend up to $1 million on capital equipment. j.j., you dont really is a to paper for the stuff. put a down payment down, finance the rest. still historically low interest rates. get it into service by the end of the year. boom. get a full years deduction up front. a really bi...

So people out in the streets tonight, and thats asking a lot of people, right, in terms of their civic engagement just this week. just two days ago, everybody had to freakin line up to vote, take time out of the day, in some cases take many hours out of the day to go vote on tuesday. everybody stayed up late on tuesday night, watching the election returns come in. now its just two days later, and thousands of people are out in the streets. over a thousand protests all around the country. sometim...

>> anthony: depending on what metrics youre using, the mississippi is somewhere between the tenth and the fourth largest river in the world. one thing for sure, its big. and its freakin strong. also, you really gotta put your back into it if youre crazy enough to wanna paddle a canoe around in its fast-moving waters. whats the source of the mississippi? >> john ruskey: well, anywhere a raindrop falls in 44% of america. and its furthest reach is three forks, montana. if you follow the volume of w...