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Animals, they see me and theyre like -- >> martin: "no, no, no. not him." [ laughter ] >> anthony: yeah. "not that guy." theres a joke around here somewhere, but to tell you the truth, the stuff is just too good. its, like, ten below zero in this freakin town. and that generally does not spell "good time" for me. a good time for me is more like a palm tree, a beach, a swimming pool, where the only cold thing is my beer. ♪ but, no. these hardy culinarians of the north like to frolic in the snow...

point. >> exactly! were quite clear the trump campaign colluded with russia. but these freakin teeth. >> im on it. >> thanks, rachel. bye. i dont get it. i thought we had the best forgetfulness story. rachel clearly did. roy moore, somebody else who doesnt remember things. he doesnt remember any of the things he is accused of. and jeff sessions cant remember anything about russia. but people are trying really, really hard to jog both of their memories. >> if there was a book about jeff sessio...

Were quite clear the trump campaign colluded with russia. but these freakin teeth. >> im on it. >> thanks, rachel. bye. i dont get it. i thought we had the best forgetfulness story. rachel clearly did. roy moore, somebody else who doesnt remember things. he doesnt remember any of the things he is accused of. and jeff sessions cant remember anything about russia. but people are trying really, really hard to jog both of their memories. >> if there was a book about jeff session and his contacts reg...

The other thing is there are these really knarly winds that come off, and drop down into the plateau and then rush towards the edges of the continent gushing through these valleys. >> anthony: so its a fluky micro climate here? >> michael: we call it the banana belt i of antarctica. its warm, were coastal. >> anthony: life at lake hoare, considering the limitations and the difficulties, is freakin luxurious by continental standards. out here, by the way, as everywhere on the continent, every bit...

>> anthony: what do they do down here? some pretty trippy shit as it turns out. this is the bicep in the dark sector lab and the south pole telescope, ten meters across mapping thousands of degrees of sky. today, they are installing the most advanced camera of its kind. >> dan: its the third generation south pole telescope camera. 16,000 pixels, it weighs about 2,500 pounds. in a couple of days, were going to pull it up into the telescope and try and see if we can hit the sky with it. >> anthony...

Yeah? >> anthony: yeah. at this point, you know, animals, they see me and theyre like -- >> martin: "no, no, no. not him." [ laughter ] >> anthony: yeah. "not that guy." theres a joke around here somewhere, but to tell you the truth, the stuff is just too good. its, like, ten below zero in this freakin town. and that generally does not spell "good time" for me. a good time for me is more like a palm tree, a beach, a swimming pool, where the only cold thing is my beer. ♪ but, no. these hardy cu...

>> i opted to do a lap band surgery. so i took a leave of absence for about five weeks to get that implanted and done and recoup and come back to work. i may be talking the talk, but im overweight and not walking the walk. thats not right. and im a field training officer. how am i going to look for new people who are coming in the door, theyre all fit and healthy and can outrun me. and im the one thats in charge. i think thats a little backwards. miss me? >> though her physical appearance had ch...

♪ >> sean: everybody thinks theres all this great barbecue in the south. its 99% terrible barbecue, and so to get real barbecue, youve got to drive. >> anthony: way out in the weeds, off the main road, and good freakin luck if you could find it, is one of the most respected barbecue joints in the u.s. of a. run by one of the most respected old-school pit masters. ask a chef. ask anybody who knows good barbecue, and they will tell you where to go. here. a run-down-looking takeout about two hour...

This is totally me. >> salesman: we do have some turkey vests. >> anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] "this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker." heres the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land i...

One thing for sure, its big. and its freakin strong. also, you really gotta put your back into it if youre crazy enough to wanna paddle a canoe around in its fast-moving waters. whats the source of the mississippi? >> john ruskey: well, anywhere a raindrop falls in 44% of america. and its furthest reach is three forks, montana. if you follow the volume of water, two-thirds comes down the ohio river. but most people say lake itasca, minnesota. >> anthony: john ruskey is what i guess youd call a r...