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Noah. Trevor so, election day is over, but because its 2020, election week has just begun. And that means its time for more election coverage in our continuing segment votegasm 2020 the awkward day after. Lets kick it off with really the only news right now. Joe biden looks like hes on president of the United States. At the time im saying this, he has leading in enough states to win the whole thing, and it may even be declared tonight. In fact, you might even know, watching this right now, if th...

Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid maps. Right now the midwest is blood meets fire engine but the east coast is only at pothead eyes. I see what corona did, it waited for us to be distracted by the election and, boom snuck into our lungs. How joey snuck into n sync, they were so focused on the dance moves they didnt realize the bus driver j...

Joes, and best believe people will be angry that joe is but really deep down inside they are happy because people love having a reason to not workout. I mean not me, yesterday i was planning to work out but then i had to cancel because i think i have got a cramp in my ear lobe, i just dont want to risk it, but to put it in perspective n some states the coronavirus positive iterate is around 50 right now. So if you live in south dakota or iowa, look at the person to your left, now the person to t...

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New york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with the tore that everyone is talking about. Mitch mcconnells hands. This was terrifying. What the hell happened . You see his hand . Guy looks like he was them wrestling a raccoon. Whats going on with that color . Looks like he was thinking about doing blackface but decided to start slowly. One hand at a time. Didnt say anything about black hand. Mcconnell ...

Has been confirmed to the Supreme Court. And ive thrown and cracked 24 cell phone screens. Not all of them mine. Hey, babe . Have you seen my phone . But you know what . We have decades to worry about that human chastity belt. Right now, i want to talk about rbg. Ruth Bader Ginsburgs death has hit a lot of people hard, especially women. [bleep] and i think its because mommy . I think its because mommy . Buddy, can mommy please just have two minutes to cry in a closet . Again . I think its becaus...

The fibl game of the world series so we have to say congratulations to Los Angeles Dodgers. This year belongs to the dodgers. The Los Angeles Dodgers capturing their first world series in 32 years with a 31 game six win over the tampa bay rays. The dodgers ended their 32 year world series title drought with a 31, game six win over the rays in texas last night. It was a fitting ending for one of the most turbulent seasons in league history. Trevor congratulations to l. A the world series drought ...

Lord there were will be delivering it personally. But otherwise, if you live in one of those states, go to votevotevote. Com to see what you need to bring to the polls to register on the day. Go vote anyway, coming up on tonights show the candidates make their final pitch, jaboukie youngwhite tries to understand what old people think, and we find out the biggest scandal of Donald Trumps presidency. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor so hows everybody feel...

Caroline isnt going to get broken up by the cops. For real, this was such an amazing weekend. It was a festive atmosphere. Saturday always which mazing. Even coronavirus took the day off. Im kidding. But this weekend, joseph r. Biden was declared the 46t 46th president of the united states. I know it was tough waiting four days to get final results but its actuallile cool it happened on a saturday morning right . Because think about it, normally it happens tuesday, wednesday, just have to be at ...

Monsoon, bitch slap of corona . On a hopeful note, it is good to remember that its not the size of the wave that matters but its the motion of the what . Oh, the size does matter. Oh, so the motion doesnt doesnt affect it at all . Is were screwed. While things are starting to get worse again, the crazy thing is the Trump Administration is pretending that the crisis is over. Not only is the superspreader in chief running around the country breathing on everyone in a maga hat, but Rudy Giuliani tr...