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Wait a second, all my results are child porn . I dont want this, undo, undo, i didnt ask for this. Oh no. Now i have to arrest myself and honestly i get where google is coming from, man. Like i tried using yahoo search the other day and even yahoo was like i dont know, hold on, let me google t that is a tough one. But to be fair, this is what monopolies do. They get rid of all their other petition competition and then say theyre the best which is technically true but also it is partly because of...

President ial election is just one week away, one week, people and passions are running high. In florida martian went on a backhoe blitz stealing a bull dozer and adding his own curb appeal to homes of biden supporters. James blight drove around haines city digging out biden harris signs from front yards. According to authorities hed been drinking whiskey all day and stole the bull dozer from a nearby arbys construction site. Trevor this is truly such an amazing florida story. The only question ...

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With trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with google. The Search Engine that constantly is trying to finish your no no no, your sentences. Its dominance has raised concerns in the Justice Department for years. And now theyre finally doing something about it. Now to the blockbuster antitrust lawsuit against google tonight. The Justice Department accusing the tech giant of being a monopoly gatekeeper for the internet. They claim the tech giant has been engaging in anticompetitive tactics, pay...

Trevor lets kick things off with early voting. Its for maverick voters whove already decided who they want as president , which si is insane theres still two weeks, people. What if trump becomes president ial . I still think he has a shot. As you know, election day is just two weeks from today, but with early voting in most to have the country, election day is really the last possible day to vote. Leaked is hallow queen ween and early voting is cvs. You can get the candy at anytime without trick...

The first lady have covid19 and will quarantine immediately. Breaking overnight President Trump this morning at Walter Reed Medical Center. The president s medical team is insisting is he doing well and is receiving doses of the experimental drug remdesivir and steroids. His doctors are also saying he could be released from the hospital as early as today. Trevor thats right, people. Donald j. Trump, president of the United States is battling covid19. And before i say anything else can i just say...

Lasted almost a full day and a half. Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mcconnell secured zero votes to move ahead with the appointment of the Supreme Court. Mitt romney said trevor yes, my friends, even mitt romney, the dad you ask when your other republican dads say no is going along with Mitch Mcconnells plan. And i know, some people were holding out hope that he would refuse to help the republicans push through before the election, but for some reason people always forget mitt romney is still a co...

The right to vote, and the world finally finds out why donald trump has been hiding his taxes. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor lets kick things off with the Supreme Court. The people who have more control over your life than jeff bezos. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was the cornerstone of the courts liberal block. But over the weekend donald trump nominated aim aim as her replacement and looks like having three names is the only thing she and her predecessor hav...

Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor lets kick things off with the Supreme Court. The people who have more control over your life than jeff bezos. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was the cornerstone of the courts liberal block. But over the weekend donald trump nominated aim aim as her replacement and looks like having three names is the only thing she and her predecessor have in common. 37 days out from election day the president s selecting judge Amy Coney Barrett to fill the seat vacated b...

But it turns out they may have been looking in the wrong place. Astronomers have uncovered possible new signs of life on venus. Its surface is hot enough to melt lead and its cloaked in clouds of toxic gas, but scientists now believe something could be alive on venus or, actually, just above it. Professor sara seager along with a team of International Scientists spotted a molecule called fos feign in the planets atmosphere using giant tell scopes. Finding phosphine leaves us with two equally cra...