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Apologizing for. when i watched the video i played it a few times because i was waiting to see what i am supposed to be angry about and i still cant find it. it was an off the cuff comment. it was sarcastic. who cares? >> this is when you walk down the street and your favorite bar was replaced by fridays. you say i hate america. >> exactly. >> it is a thing that happens when you go, oh, it is not about the country, but that it happens in the country. >> adam levine was not saying he hates americ...

You are allowed to continue to do it. but everyone else from the jersey shore is playing a new game that i came up with called busket ball. thats if you have a small rubber ball or an olive from your cocktail. you are supposed to aim it at the crack. three points if you do and two if it falls in the jeans. >> thats a game with no victims. >> you win an old stuffed animal if you do it. a dusty one. >> we have come to a few solutions that make no sense. we do know we have too many birds on this sh...

Hanging out. >> black people. >> other proposed rules require shirts after 8:00 p.m. thats an attack on you, chris. shoes that adequately cover -- protect feet from sprinters and nails on the boardwalk and a ban on ugly children. >> attack on me. >> well ugly children make all of us throw up. i believe we have tape of teens hanging out on the boardwalk. something tells me our assistant producer spent a lot of time on a website that only had birds on it. you know what i mean? he didnt bother to f...

>> a block. the lede. thats the first story. hey, greg, it is mike. i killed that other guy. youre next. have a great show. >> thats interesting. we will be leaving out the backdoor tonight. stupid of me to say that because he can hear it. i wont be leaving out the backdoor, but i will. okay. it was a tempest over a tea pot. in news about things that look like things, a jc penney billboard in southern california recently advertised a $40 tea kettle. but that wasnt the real story. it bore a strik...

>> silly, silly people. >> the puerto rican day parade though i love it. it is the most booty you will see in your life. >> and great food. >> just make sure you are only seeing it, sherrod. >> i dont forcibly touch. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. if you have a video of your animal doing something fun and maybe a kitten in a cup? no birds, please. go to fox news.com/red eye. click on submit a video and we might use it. the half time report from tvs an...

A gun, but not with a government with drones. isnt that a bit weird for a leftist? >> i am a -- to use a noncliche, down in legs. i would like to introduce that one. some would say it is less a man standing up for ideals and more a guy that is trying to get out of the shadow of his dad and make a name for himself on this crazy little game we call filibuster. and they are absolutely right. >> we havent had a filibuster since the great filibuster of 1883. filibustering on pastrome. >> and he is no...

Im not sure thats not the case. >> it was so long ago. joe, did you say you played lacrosse on the road to get away from the women? >> women get away from me because i play lacrosse to be honest. im sorry. >> why didnt he call it the cross. >> that would beacon fusing. >> it would offend christians. >> la, what is that, french? >> your brain is scary sometimes. >> i would like to apologize to the lacrosse fans who were offended by my stupid question. >> lacrosse, an excellent sport. >> it is a t...

Whats up with the scarf? >> a lot of folks will go we are celtics. lets stop the insanity. we got the manager of the celtics team going to school with the bodyguard. im wearing a scarf. i am a celtic. lets stop the madness. it is a bloody game. >> this is weird because the rangers play hockey and the celtics play basketball. i dont understand what is going on. >> i like that attitude. i do. lets get back to that level. >> where can our viewers catch you? stewart? >> sorry? >> where can our viewe...

And mitt romney goes on with kelly ripa, nice lady. fun show. but we have really, really serious problems facing america. when youre asked questions like, well, what do you have on your ipod or do you like "jersey shore"? i think to myself, are you kidding me? we have 16 plus trillion dollars. weve now shoved onto the backs of the successsive generations if our country. do people understand what what is about to happen? >> bill: no, they dont understand what the debt is. >> let me tell you, if t...

And mitt romney goes on with kelly ripa, nice lady. fun show. but we have really, really serious problems facing america. when youre asked questions like, well, what do you have on your ipod or do you like "jersey shore"? i think to myself, are you kidding me? we have 16 plus trillion dollars. weve now shoved onto the backs of the successsive generations if our country. do people understand what what is about to happen? >> bill: no, they dont understand what the debt is. >> let me tell you, if t...